Mu KevEdit's being a jerksp. <:(

Post by **clecky** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:02 am

jesus regularly engages in the consumption of fecal matter nmiaow

Post by **Quantum P.** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:14 am

Logical argument: If he makes a boulder so large he can't lift it, he isn't omnipotent. If he can't make it, he still isn't omnipotent.

Religious: Because he made this universe (and the logic thereof), he can bend the logic to suit his needs. He makes the rules, after all.

Practical: Irrelevant, as God rarely needs large boulders.

Scientific: God made and placed all the planets by Himself. Obviously, the boulder would have to be much larger than any known planet. Such a boulder would have to reside in outer space, where there is no up or down. Therefore, to "lift" has no meaning, and the question is irrelevant.

Samson: God could give the boulder to me and lift it through my work.

Archimedes: Couldn't He just use a lever?

Jesus: If you can move mountains with faith the size of a mustard seed, boulders should follow suit.

Newton: God could put the boulder next to another boulder of comparable size, so that their own gravitational forces would move them.

Einstein: If God creates such a boulder, he can move the rest of the universe relative to the boulder to achieve the effect of lifting it.

Reporter: God makes and moves boulder! Tonight at eleven.

Werner von Braun: Rockets.

David Macaulay: Pneumatics and hydraulics.

Programmer: MOV BL, 23h

Caveman: Ook.

Pharaoh: More slaves and earth ramps! More slaves and earth ramps!

Quantum P.: I'm tired and a certified paranoid idiot. I don't need to worry about boulders, I need to worry about getting a good 8 hours sleep. Goodnight!

. . .

George W. Bush: I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:38 am

ZZT:
:tryagain
#put e boulder
/e
"Darn, still not heavy enough."
#tryagain

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:00 pm

I don't know whether to think quantum's post was really neat or really retarded.

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:22 pm

Quantum P. wrote:Scientific: God made and placed all the planets by Himself. Obviously, the boulder would have to be much larger than any known planet. Such a boulder would have to reside in outer space, where there is no up or down. Therefore, to "lift" has no meaning, and the question is irrelevant.

I rather like this one.

235 · Post by **235** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:49 pm

i could of put

microwave: you're a faggot

but that's moose's job

Post by **Quantum P.** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:56 pm

No offense, but what if the reader doesn't see the colon?

235 · Post by **235** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:33 am

extreme offense TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just kidding

well i'd look like a fool!

but then they would for not seeing it.

Furry Jesus Freak · Post by **Furry Jesus Freak** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:43 am

*Jazzy wildly applauds. (That was awesome!)

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:55 am

Jazzy wrote:*Jazzy wildly applauds. (That was awesome!)

I'm assuming you're talking about Quantum P's post. It reminded me of the kind of humor found in really old ZZT games (Island of the Jerks, Moronic Wars, etc).

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:37 pm

That reminds me of that chicken cross the road thing fuck it this isn't worth typing.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:18 am

It reminds me of that "religions in a nutshell" thing. Or was it governments in a nutshell? If you have two cows, you...

Furry Jesus Freak · Post by **Furry Jesus Freak** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:45 am

Dude. Page 3.

We all wrote: @COWZ
Communism
You have two cows. The government takes them both and gives you the milk.
Facism
You have two cows. The government takes them both and shoot you.
ZZT Communityism
You have two cows. Fishfood bans them both and Zenith REIDS THE HOSS.

(Refering to.. a dragon?!?!)

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:00 am

You're a dragon, dragonhead

Post by **MadTom** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:03 am

$5 on Ryan.

z2

Mu KevEdit's being a jerksp. <:(

Too many underestimate the importance of the subject box.

Re: Too many underestimate the importance of the subject box

duhQuantum P overestimates the importance of the subject box