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This is an amazing RPG! There is many little games to play like chess & checkers, however you choose a character and make a profile for it. There are 8 different types of characters to choose from. However, the best part about this game is the fact that is entirely online! It is not a browser based game, but you need to be connected to play it.

[Dr. Dos]

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[Zenith Nadir]

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[Dr. Dos]

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[Zenith Nadir]

To mzxers,
First off, you'll probably all see this as lame and pick on me
for it but it's the only way I can put forth my entire position on
recent actions. I have been increasingly worse within the past year and
I've gotten to a point where I can't even stand myself. I see where I
am wrong and am asking for a fresh start. I'm going to seriously put
effort towards improving myself and I've thought up a good plan so I can
get along in the community.

First off, I'll TRY TRY TRY to cut down on a lot of the gay
stuff. I'll try not to say anything too nasty or hit on people. I've
actually been improving here anyway. Secondly and probably most
important, I'll try to stop whining about myself. I might slip
occasionally but I'll really make an effort to notice when I'm doing
this and stop.

There are some other long term things like my being lazy and my
anger problems that I'll try to work on. I've been starting to go to
the gym and it's been improving my self image some and it should work
out some of my aggression.

I just hope you all take this seriously and we can start fresh.
I really like you people and I'd hate to have to be cut off from the
community. I expect to see this on zzt.org, as well but I
don't care. You're all on a clean slate. I request the same in return.

- Paul

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Aloha Student from Canada, sorry, you left no name!

Mahalo nui, very much, for your mail and your interest. A lot of Hawaiian Traditions are explained on my website at
www.ancienthawaiianweddings.com
then Look under Hawaiian Traditions.

Best lighting and least crowded beaches are either in the early morning hours between 7 and 9 a.m. or one to two hours prior to sunset time depending on the guest attendance and photo package selection. Hardly any of my couples opts for a church wedding but rather for a beach, garden, volcano, waterfall or private estate wedding. Only 12 guests plus all vendors and wedding couple are allowed on a beach!

1. What is the priest/minister excpected to say? I know he starts with the "Oli Aloha" but after that I'm lost. Please see sample ceremony below

First blowing of the conch shell- either by minister or by a separate conch shell blower, then welcoming Bride and Groom and guests, then Oli Aloha, Welcoming Chant
then exchange of wedding leis, then exchange of wedding vows first, then ring vows, see sample ceremony below.

Traditionally this is what happens:

Bride arrive in an Outrigger Canoe with two to four paddlers or by limousine.
Conch shell blower starts the processional and announces the arrival of the Bride-while Groom is waiting in a circle of flowers with all guests, attendants and minister
Hawaiian torch bearer and chanter will follow the conch, walking right in front of the Bride and chanting her in. Torch signifies eternal light
Hawaiian musician (guitar or Ukulele/vocalist) serenades the couple with four songs: one at beginning of ceremony, one after lei exchange, one after ring exchange, one at the end to dance their first dance in the sand
Hula dancer accompanies the musician for each song
Chanter does a chant before the Lei exchange
Both Conch blower and chanter lead the Bride and Groom out for the recessional

I have arranged about 2000 wedding on Maui, exacty ONE did 1001 cranes... has NOTHING to do with Hawaiian tradition!

Most couples stand in a beautiful circle of flowers, no arch, as it obstructs views of the ocean. The Groom awaits his Bride in the circle and the Bride steps into the circle after being brought in by Musician and Conch blower.
Potato Macaroni salad as a Hawaiian dish seems a little far fetched to say the least. Here is a typical Hawaiian menu:

HUKILAU
Mahi Mahi
Clams in our secret sauce
Kalua Pig
Chicken LauLau
Kai Bi Ribs
Lomi Salmon
Sweet Potato
Rice
Poi (when available)
Fresh pineapple

This is what I send to all of my wedding couples who inquire:


Mahalo nui, very much for your inquiry from today through Pacific Rim Magazine and
congratulations on your engagement! How wonderful that you have decided
to get married and that you have chosen the beautiful Islands of Maui to
celebrate your union. I would be very happy to help you plan your
Hawaiian sunset or morning beach or garden wedding on May 2, 2009 here on the island
of Maui. Since you live on Maui, you can please call me any time at
875 4897. I do not know what type of setting you envision and there
are many to choose from :-)

People say "Maui no ka oi" Maui is the best! We have the sandiest
beaches, the sunniest weather and the nicest scenery! In general, the
South side of the island like Wailea or Makena is more quiet, the West
side with Lahaina and Kaanapali is a great place for lots of fun but
more crowded because of more hotels, condos, entertainment, restaurant,
bars, etc., so all the beaches on the West side are a lot more crowded
and less private for ceremonies.

I know that the hardest decision will probably be WHERE to hold both
ceremony and reception. Please rest assured, that every place here is
beautiful. However, please also remember that all beaches in Hawaii are
public. So there is no way for any of us to guarantee you privacy on a
beach. Anything may go on: another wedding or several weddings, people
in bathing suits enjoying the sun or sunset, children on boogie boards
etc. So if you'd like to make sure that you are alone and private during
the ceremony, please consider a private garden for your ceremony. We can
then still go down to a beach with you for additional photos directly on
the ocean. In case of rain we would have no shelter on a beach. I never
worry about rain on the South side but once in a little while it has
happened.

Maui County Law states that we can have a maximum of 12 guests plus
wedding couple and all vendors on a beach. All beaches are free of
charge but unfortunately some of the wedding coordinators on Maui have
taken things too far in the past few years and have arranged chairs,
arches and tiki torches on a beach and served alcohol which is all
against county law. The county has begun to shut down weddings if they
exceed the number of 20 since the beginning of this year. Since you are
expecting as much as 30 guests, we may have to go a different route. I
am using a very secluded beach called PAIPU where I have so far never
been bothered as it is a bit hard to get to, see here: My personal
favorite beach is called Paipu Beach in Makena. You cannot find it on
any map. Once you park your car, you have to walk about 200 feet and
then climb down over a few lava rocks in order to get to it. But it's
well worth the walk and is a very easy climb. Please go to my website at
www.ancienthawaiianweddings.com
and look under Photo Galleries and then Paipu.

Other nice beaches are North and South Maluaka, South Maluaka being a
beach park with lots of grassy areas and a white sandy beach in front as
well as Makena Cove, and Po'olenalena. Both Makena Cove and South
Maluaka tend to get busy with weddings at sunset time. If you want a
public beach location, you are welcome to check out more beaches on the
day of your marriage license and make your choice then. I always offer
to meet with you for a rehearsal on a quiet beach in Makena if you would
like. Nice and less crowed beaches on the West side are Kahekili Beach
Park, Ironwood Beach and Fleming Beach. You cannot see the actual sunset
though from Ironwood and Fleming Beach, just the glow. Very nice but
very crowded beaches are Napili Bay and Kapalua Bay.

Here is some additional information about some private locations. You could either go to a
restaurant for cocktails and dinner to follow or have a private catered
reception and also get married in a private ocean front location. We can
also offer a sit down beach dinner somewhere including tiki torches.
Some couples like to attend a Lu'au, however all Lu'aus start before
sunset, so in case you would like a sunset wedding ceremony, you could
not visit a Lu'au that same night but you may want to think about that
for a rehearsal dinner option.

Here are your four general options:
A) Beach ceremony with beach dinner to follow
B) Beach ceremony with restaurant or Lu'au dinner to follow
C) Private ocean front Estate for both Ceremony and Reception.
D) Private Estate for ceremony and restaurant or beach for dinner

Here are the private Estates first. The most important fact is that
curfew time in Hawaii is at 10:00 p.m. which means that all music (band,
DJ, I-Pod) has to be shut down at this time. You can still mingle at the
Estate for a bit longer but all guests should be leaving by 10:30 p.m..
The Lahaina Estate and the Honua Kai Lani both offer not only touching
sunsets but accommodation as well. In this case you will rent the
property for a minimum of five nights and can in this case have your
guests staying over until after 10:00. It is wise to consider a shuttle
service for your guests if you intend to serve alcohol. This way
everybody can be picked up from one hotel and be dropped off at the
Estate, they can drink and have a good time without worrying about
getting home intactJ)

The Hale Kailani is a Hawaiian Style House, situated directly on the
blue Pacific ocean in little Maalaea Village, Maui. The beach is 100
feet walking distance away and to the left of the property in case you
would like to take some photos in the sand as well. The property offers
a stunning oceanfront setting and sweeping views of Haleakala Volcano
and the West Maui Mountains. A beautiful landscaped area invites you to
an intimate wedding ceremony followed by dining and dancing under the
stars for up to seventy guests. The fee for the rental of the house from
noon until 10:00 p.m. is $2,500. They only allow one caterer on the
property and I will send you the menus if you are interested. You cannot
see the actual sun setting into the ocean from this property as the sun
sets behind the West Maui Mountains. But you can see the beautiful glow.

Another Estate is the Oluwalu Plantation House on a large grass lawn
area directly on the ocean, however this one only allows up to 8 wedding
per month and the fee for the rental of the location alone is $3,000 for
up to fifty guests and $4,000 for up to 150 plus all chairs, tables,
linens, servers, food and beverage. This property is perfect for groups
larger than forty and makes for some stunning photographs.

The Hanua Kai Lani private ocean front property is the largest Estate on
Maui's south side located in beautiful and remote Makena with 3.5 acres
at your service. A grass lawn area with a stunning white Gazebo,
surrounded by turquoise waters, palm trees and lava rocks will give you
the perfect location for a romantic sunset ceremony followed by a
private dinner reception. This garden is meticulously maintained and
allows you to have a private ceremony in a lush tropical setting
combined with additional photos on a white sandy beach close by as this
location is ocean front but You also have the availability of renting a
four bedroom and three bathroom house for five nights which is on
property and sleeps ten. The advantage of renting this property is that
you can also stay in the five bedroom and three bathroom house for a
minimum of five nights. The fee for the garden for up to seventy-five
guests is $2,500 and for up to 200 guests $3,000. If you also wanted to
stay there for five nights,the total is $7,100 and that includes the
ceremony site for up to seventy five guests.

There is a very different but quite spectacular Estate in Haiku on
Maui's famous North Shore called the Ke Ali'i Alanui Botanical Gardens
(www.mauiestate.com) on 11 acres in beautiful and lush Haiku. The fee is
$1,500 for two hours for up to ten guests, each additional guest is $20
including chairs and PA system for the minister and/or musician to use.
Unlimited guest attendance. The reception site features a beautiful tent
right on the cliff side overlooking the ocean and the fee for the
reception is $1,500 and includes all tables, chairs and lighting! Each
additional hour is $500, so we could actually rent it from 4-10 if you
like and invite a band or DJ to play just for you. You also have this
option with any other Estate.

The Lahaina Estate is in the heart of Lahaina Town. This ideally located
ocean Estate sleeps up to sixteen guests in five distinctive suites plus
an additional Ohana unit. Rent them out separately or reserve the whole
home for a group. Stunning view out to eh islands of Lanai and Molokai
create dramatic sunsets with the silhouettes of sailboats, turtles,
dolphins and, in winter, spectacular whale watching. A grassy lawn, palm
trees and a heart shapes swimming pool complete the feeling of paradise.
The rental for the ceremony and reception ONLY is $2,000, but if you
stay there for a minimum of five nights, each night is $1,800 plus $300
for the Ohana and sleeps sixteen including Ohana.

Here are some semi-private Gardens:

The Plantation House Restaurant in Kapalau at www.theplantationhouse.com
offers another very pretty wedding spot. This is a restaurant and you
can check out their website and menu prices. You can rent a private room
for you function there and get married on the famous Kapalua Bay Golf
Course. The fee for the private locations $1,000 and does include a tent
and up to 30 chairs. The fee for the private room is $600 plus food and
beverage.

A beautiful and picturesque wedding site full of bougainvillea bushes,
lots of palm trees and the blue pacific ocean in the back ground is to
be found at the Wailea Golf Course Overlook. This is the Lower Wedding
Knoll of the Seawatch Restaurant at www.seawatchrestaurant.com. The
property also features a small waterfall at the entrance, a pond and a
pretty bridge. The fee for this garden is $300, includes up to thirty
chairs and holds up to eighty guests. We can take you to a nearby beach
for more sunset photos with just the Two of you after the ceremony while
your guests could already enjoy a cocktail reception on the private
Lower Lawn Area which you can rent for $500. This is one of my favorite
places on Maui for a private catered reception as well. The Lower Lawn
holds up tot 75 guests.

The Molokini Overlook also belongs to the Seawatch. It is a breathtaking
and very large grass lawn area about 1,000 feet above the Pacific ocean.
A private road will lead you to this location and it is the most
private. Because there is limited parking (for about 10 cars maximum),
we may have to get a shuttle. The fee for this location is $1,200 for up
to 30 and $1,500 over 30 guests. The reception would also have to take
place at the Lower Lawn of the restaurant.

The White Gazebo at the Tropical Plantation of Maui is a locals’
favorite! The majestic West Maui Mountains serve as your back ground for
an intimate and tropical Hawaii Paradise wedding. The location is open
to the public but the wedding Gazebo is located in a more private
setting and will be roped off, so other guests won’t be disturbing you.
The fee for the Gazebo is $450 and does not include any chairs which can
be rented for $5 each.

Followed by Resort Gardens:

A very nice private and affordable (most hotels charge upward of $3,000
just to use their garden site) location on the West side is the Gazebo
at Kaanapali Shores, situated above a sparkling waterfall in very
tropical surroundings. This is a good place for shade as well as we
could hold the ceremony inside of the open Gazebo. Since this is a
private location, the fee for this is $500 and can hold up to forty
guests. We can also hold a private catered reception on their ocean
front lawn. This location is at the Resortquest Kaanapali Shores. The
site fee for the private reception is $750 plus all tables, chairs,
crystal, linen, china and silverware. We have to bring in servers at $20
per person per hour as well as the catered food. Prices start at $40 and
up for private catered functions plus 20% gratuity and tax.

The Gazebo at the Diamond Resort (a beautiful hotel by the way at
www.diamondresort.com) offers you pristine views and sits atop the
Pacific ocean on a beautiful grass lawn area surrounded by bougainvillea
bushes. You can also find a picture of that gazebo under location at
www.ancienthawaiianweddings.com. The fee for the Gazebo is $1,500. From
there we can also go to a beach for more photos from there, the beach is
just a few minutes away and we can hold a private reception there as
well for an additional $1,000 including all tables, linens, crystal,
china and servers plus food and alcohol.

Immaculate garden hotel grounds can be found at the Maui Prince Hotel.
They have a very beautiful courtyard with a cascading waterfall, this
hotel guarantees stunning photos as well. Fee for this garden is $1,500.
They also have a great ocean front grass lawn area, called Pacific Lawn.
Please go to www.mauiprincehotel.com. Then look under 360 Panoramas,
then go to Makena Beach. The ceremony site is right on the ocean but
private and the reception site is an additional $1,000 and includes all
the tables, chairs, linens, crystal, silverware and servers plus food
and beverages. This is another location you were interested in.

You need to obtain a marriage license in the State of Hawaii if you want
to legally be married here. Both Bride and Groom have to be present to
fill out and sign the license. You have to bring your valid photo ID and
have to state your full names and addresses as well as full names of
parents and State they were born in plus maiden names of Mothers. It is
helpful to bring a simple copy (NOT a certified one!) of your birth
certificate so that the licensing agent can copy the names from there
but it is not required. If this is not your first marriage, she will
also ask about the city/state/month and year of your last divorce. This
appointment takes approximately twenty minutes. We usually set up this
appointment the day after your arrival. Licensing offices are open
Mondays-Fridays from 8:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m., Saturdays from 8:00 a.m. -
11:00 a.m. and closed on Sundays.

The best time for a beach or garden ceremony is either in the morning
between 7:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m. when the air is still cool, the beaches
are deserted and the colors are incredibly intense, making for those
turquoise ocean pictures, or around sunset time when the lighting is
soft, the breezes are cooling and the air is full of romance. I myself
got married in the early morning and love this time of day. It is the
beginning of a new day and a beginning of a new life together and this
way you also have a real "wedding DAY" because you could celebrate all
day on Maui:-)) Most couples do get nervous on their wedding day and
some do not want to see each other the night before the wedding. A
morning wedding would eliminate some of the nervousness because you do
not have to wait all day to get married:-)) Also, the sky is very blue
and there are no clouds most mornings and the beaches are deserted. We
also still have quite a lot of shade on a beach which will make a
morning ceremony very comfortable. Sunset is the most romantic time to
get married at though. The light is soft and most beaches are no longer
crowded. It does get windy sometimes in the afternoon. You can get some
amazing sunset pictures at that time of day. Sunset on May 2 2009 is
at 6:51 p.m.. In this case I would suggest a ceremony start of 5:30 or 5:00 p.m.
depending on your guest attendance and photo package selection.

The three different styles of photography are digital, medium format,
and 35 mm photography with digital being the most popular and offering
you the best quality. The prices quoted below are those of my preferred
house photographers. In addition I work with lots of different
photographers who offer high end photo packages and artistic photography
for a higher fee. I always try to give you great quality at an
affordable rate. My website gives a good example of my different
photographers also.

Here is some information about the digital photo packages so that you
can better decide which one is right for you:

Forty to sixty photos are perfect for 2-4 guests. The photographer takes
about 30-40 photos during the ceremony including the processional,
beginning of ceremony, lei exchange, ring exchange, entertainment during
the ceremony. They will then capture the recessional, signing of the
license with the minister (and if you choose so with Hawaiian musicians,
dancers, conch blowers, etc.). If you have family and friends joining
you, we will then do a group shot of all. Then the Bride with her
family, Bride with Bridesmaids, Bride with Groomsmen, Bride and Groom
with wedding party, Bride with her Mom, Bride wit her Dad, Bride with
both parents, Bride with Groom's parents, Bride and Groom with both
parents. The same photo options go for the Groom and his family, then
more family combinations, cider toast and or cake cutting on the beach
or in the garden. Followed by portrait pictures of the Bride by herself,
pictures of Groom by himself then lots of couple walking, talking,
running, sitting in the sand or garden. We are now typically at around
150-200 photos shot. The photographer takes about twice as many photos
as you have ordered and she/he will pick the best ones unless you go
with the option to purchase all the photos he or she has taken for an
additional fee. If you want to go with 60, 80 or 100 photos, the
photographer will pick the best ones for you which tell the story of
your wedding ceremony. You can also receive a regular small or coffee
table album with 24, 26, 48 or more prints. Please inquire about prices.
The videographer stays for up to 2 hours for the price quoted. Each
additional hour is $150, he can also be booked in half hour increments.
If you wanted a photographer to stay for 2.5 hours or even wanted them
to stay for the reception, you would have to go with 150 photos and then
pay $150 for each additional hour as well.

If however you are going with 60 photos, the photographer will be with
you for one hour only and not more. For 80-100 photos they will be with
you for 1.5 hours, for 150 photos for two hours and so forth. It is
important to note that the smaller the package, the less time they will
spend with you and the less combination of family photos you will receive.

Can you ever have too many pictures of your wedding??:-)) Please also
look under Photography and Videography on our website at
www.ancienthawaiianweddings.com

I usually send a sample wedding proposal at this point. But since
I don't know how many guests will be coming and what your vision
if for your wedding, I will wait until I hear back from you and then send
you a sample wedding proposal which will include all the vendors that
you are hoping to have for your special day.

*For a private reception we have to bring in all tables, linens, chairs,
china, crystal, silverware, bar and buffet tables and linens, servers
and the food. You are welcome to bring your own alcohol to the private
estates. *

Here is a Hawaiian sample wedding ceremony for you to review. You are
welcome to add on or delete some passages and write your own vows and
have a few readings done.

SAMPLE WEDDING CEREMONY
CEREMONY STARTS WITH THE OLI ALOHA, A TRADITIONAL HAWAIIAN WELCOME CHANT
Onaona i ka hala, E ka lehua, E hale lehua oia na ka noe O ka'u no ia, e
ano'i nei, Ea li'a nei, ho'i o ka hiki mai, A hiki mai no ou kou, a hiki
pu no me ke aloha Aloha e Aloha e

The "Oli Aloha" is a chant, which offers a word of greetings. It says,
in part, " that, this is the sight for which you have longed. Now that
you have come, love has come with you. ALOHA and WELCOME

WELCOMING WORDS
Bride and Groom, we are here to celebrate your marriage, that on this
day you have
chosen to affirm your love for each other with spoken words, with
prayer, and with the sharing of symbols

CEREMONY
Marriage is a commitment to life to the best that two people can find
and bring out of each other. It offers opportunities for sharing, and
growth no other human relationship can equal, a physical and emotional
joining that is promised for a lifetime.
Within the circle of its love, marriage encompasses all of life's most
important
relationships. Wife and a husband are each others best friend,
confidant, lover, teacher and listener. There may come times when one
partner is heartbroken or ailing, and the love of the other brings
healing and steadfastness of a sturdy foundation that allows the
marriage covenant to be established. Marriage deepens and enriches every
facet of life. Happiness is fuller, memories are fresher, commitment is
stronger. Marriage understands and forgives the mistakes life is unable
to avoid. It encourages and nurtures new life, new experiences, and new
ways o f expressing love through the seasons of life. When two people
like you pledge to love and care for each other in marriage, they create
a spirit unique to themselves, which binds them closer than any spoken
or written word. Marriage is a promise, a potential, made in the hearts
of two people who love, which takes a lifetime to fulfill.

SHARING OF LEIS
For those of us who call Hawaii home, the lei is a symbol of love. It is
also a symbol of things fragile and temporal. A flower lei will last for
a day or two and then it is gone. Our lives are like the lei. Within the
span of eternity, we are here in this life time only for a brief moment.
May the leis you now offer you (and your family and/or friends who you
wish to honor on this special day) be recognized for the earnestness of
your love and for each other. The Hawaiians have a traditional Saying:
HONI KA UA: KISS THEM
Aloha to you both!

DECLARATION OF INTENTION
There is a seriousness and lovingness to enter this covenant of marriage:
Groom: Do you wish for Bride to be known as your wife? If so please say
"I DO"
Bride: Do you wish for Groom to be known as you husband? If so, please
say "I DO"
Bride and Groom, do you promise to let you love for each other grow, as
it will, as it
must, so that in the years to come, you will renew your acceptance, your
understanding and your trust of one another? If so, please say "WE PROMISE."

MARRIAGE VOWS: BRIDE AND GROOM REPEAT AFTER MINSTER:
I Groom, take you, Bride, to be my wife. I promise to love you, honor
you and cherish you and to be a companion to you. I will share my
strengths and my achievements, and I promise to respect you and be a
friend to you. For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in
sickness and in health, as long as we both shall live.

I, Bride, take you Groom, to be my husband. I promise to love you, honor
you and cherish you and to be a companion to you. I will share my
strengths and my achievements, and I promise to respect you and be a
friend to you. For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in
sickness and in health, as long as we both shall live.

RING CEREMONY
The wedding rings are a symbol of longevity in the marriage covenant.
The circle of the ring symbolizes a never ending circle of love and
commitment that you are making today. Always see the best in each other
and each day that you are together, let it be full of the beauty of the
never ending love you have for each other throughout the symbols of
these rings:
Groom, please repeat after me: Bride, I give this ring to you, as a sign
of my love. I give myself to you to be your husband so that from this
day forward you shall not walk alone. I feel so honored to have you as
my wife. I vow to love and sustain you in the covenant of our marriage.
For as long as we both shall live.

Bride, please repeat after me: Groom, I give this ring to you, as a sign
of my love. I give myself to you to be your wife so that from this day
forward you shall not walk alone. I feel so honored to have you as my
husband. I vow to love and sustain you in the covenant of our marriage.
For as long as we both shall live

PRONOUNCEMENT:
We have been witnesses to this special day. Therefore, I and those of us
here with you recognize that you have become husband and wife, and we
and all of your family and friends shall honor you as the same from this
day forward.

PRAYER OF BLESSING: WE WOULE TAKE THAT OUT FOR THE NON RELIGOUS CEREMONY
Imau aku kaloko mai ka'i o ka haku o Iesu Cristo me kealoha o keakua a
mekalauna
puana o ka'uhane hemolele me ka ko apa'u.
May the grace of our lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the
communion of his
spirit be with you always. May God bless you and keep you, may his face
shine upon you and be gracious unto you and may God lift up his
countenance upon you and give you peace, both now and forevermore. Amen

BENEDICTION:
Bride and Groom, remember this day here in beautiful Maui with joy and
thanksgiving, and may you love to live and live to love! Now, therefore
by the power given unto as a minister of the gospel, and by the laws of
this State I now pronounce that you are husband and wife. Therefore,
HONI KA UA: you may kiss your Bride.
Whom God has joined together let no man put asunder.
I present to you Mrs. and Mrs................................ Aloha e!
Aloha e! Aloha e!


I would be honored to be able to help you on this so very special day.
Please let me know how I can be of assistance at this point.

With sunshine greetings from beautiful Maui and I look forward to hear
back from you
ALOHA!
ANCIENT HAWAIIAN WEDDINGS
ARABELLE BOTTORFF
-Owner-
www.ancienthawaiianweddings.com
1-888-680 1544
Local 875 4897

[Aplsos]

www.ancienthawaiianchoomgangs.com

[Dr. Dos]

http://cunningfox.deviantart.com/art/fu ... U-54108982

[Farm]

http://www.abandonware-france.org/

[Fungahhh]

Canarsie Approach

[Scribbit]

I wrote this a few minutes ago whilst sending myself a file on Gmail so I could use it on the old computer in the basement. Then I re-read it when I went to recieve the file on the other computer, and I was like, WTF?

Do I need to say anything? I'm sending myself a file. A game I'm working on, for whatever agency is screening this stuff or whatever, although it's probably mostly done by computer, in which case: 00X68GM. I dunno what that means, I just think it'll be funny if this gets picked up. Not that I'll likely ever know. So, yeah, PortalZZT. It's a work in stasis.

--
~nupanick (or other appropriate name)

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Guvf VF zl jvggl fvtangher.

[Dr. Dos]

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fuck the 8th, public floggings need to come back.


you know when i e-mail myself my subject and body is usually just x

at most xyzzy

[Scribbit]

What's the deal with xyzzy, anyway? I think it was that code thing you were supposed to remember in some old text-based game called adventur. I never beat it, but I got far enough to see xyzzy. What's so special about it?

[Dr. Dos]

I have no idea.

I think it's just one of those things that somehow became a popular name for a junk variable or label or something like foo.