Scorch (score[sc-ore]-ch) prop. n. Mysterious English Mackum, name and age unknown to many, maybe even to himself. Known for stating so many different ages a few years ago has led many to belive that he/she/it is suffering from short term memory loss or schizophrenia. Became famous and hated for ripping over 20 random games in his Sunderland Adventures debut game, and the horrible Chronos Chaos. Became even more hated during the flame wars for causing a revolution against Xabbott's evil reign of terror. He then started the RPG story, and started a short lived following with many playing for weeks, then getting bored. His following came to an end by the hands of the masters, who made the rpg a crime. His other ill fated game Mission Enigma SE (bug fix) was delt a rather hard blow by Knightt, and since then Scorch has done bugger all besides getting himself banned every 4 months.MadTom wrote:How about this one?
Sailor Moon (say-lor moon) prop. n. Female teenage main character of a popular Japanese anime. She is immortalised by Raichu's 'Sailor Moon Destroyer' games, as well as Scorch's (q.v.) ill-fated attempts at an RPG roleplaying thread on Z2, in the common quote, " ... and then Sailor Moon appeared." See also: 'zamros', 'Scorch'.
See also: 'Greg Janson' -Terr
And then the evil lord high above all else (knightt) appeared, and hit Sailor moon over her head with his magic rod (vibrator), and saidMooseka wrote:AND THEN SAILOR MOON APPEARED.
"Mission Enigma Special Edition is banned! Scorch sux!!!!1111"
Scorch appears and attacks with his whatchamacallit? (baseball bat) and protects himself with the shield of honour (bin lid), and helmet of justice (plastic bucket). The attack fails and Scorch is forced to use summon Mrs Clause appears and buttfucks Knightt until he surrenders.
Scorch gets 390-209-2413 exp and 90342gold
Scorch gets the summon Player spell
Scorch legs it away from Mrs Clause
Jeesh, even i'm poking fun at my own RPGS? YAY!
