Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 12:23 am
Ohhh boyee! It's Mr. Funk's Semantics theatre!
IN #RAWR:
<Nadir> i kept ringing and he was all like
<Nadir> NADIR STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE PHONE IS TOO LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nadir> I HAVE NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!
<funk> Yeah, in the cardboard box next to his
<nondescript> i have neighbours too
<funk> Thin walls, see?
<nondescript> they can't hear cellphones ringing through walls and a three foot gap
<Nadir> http://zzt.org/tyrannous% ... o%20me%20=(.txt buried treasure
<Nadir> but nonde remember
<nondescript> and by three feet i mean six
<Nadir> it was a polyphonic ringtone
<nondescript> oh right
<nondescript> that makes it 495623946 times louder
<funk> Yeah, he has it hooked up to an amp
<tyrannous> i like the way you think you know all about my phone and its loudness
<tyrannous> very amusing
<nondescript> tyrannous
<nondescript> it's called a 'joke'
<tyrannous> no
<tyrannous> it's STUPID
<tyrannous> and ARROGANT
(...)
<Nadir> i like how knightt used to love bush
<tyrannous> i like how he isn't very good with the language, baby.
<funk> Tyr: Do you empathise?
<tyrannous> no
<tyrannous> you're wrong
<funk> In what respect?
<tyrannous> saying "Do I empathise?"
<tyrannous> meaning: you're wrong to ask
<tyrannous> makes no sense
<funk> I'm "wrong" to ask?
<funk> What?
<funk> WHAT?
<nondescript> wtf
<Nadir> DO NOT QUESTION TYRANNOUS
<funk> Honestly, what are you talking about?
<Nadir> or he may mail you things
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr: Do you empathise?
<tyrannous> <tyrannous> no
<tyrannous> <tyrannous> you're wrong
<tyrannous> <funk> In what respect?
<tyrannous> <tyrannous> saying "Do I empathise?"
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<tyrannous> empathise to what?
<tyrannous> c'mon...
<funk> <tyrannous> i like how (Bush) isn't very good with the language, baby. <---- with Bush
<tyrannous> one cannot JUST empathise.
<dave2> blah blah blah BANNED
<funk> And you can't empathise TO someone
<funk> You empathise WITH someone
<funk> Christing puce.
MEANWHILE, IN A CHAT LOG THING:
<funk> That wasn't arrogant, by the way
<funk> Buy yourself a dictionary.
<tyrannous> i know the words
<tyrannous> just not the reason why you sent it
<tyrannous> ...
<funk> That makes no sense at all
<tyrannous> WHY DID YOU SEND THAT?????
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> why?
<funk> Why not?
<tyrannous> what was the purpose of it?
<tyrannous> as a joke?
<tyrannous> a reminder?
<funk> As a friend, as an old memoria
<tyrannous> no no
<tyrannous> try again
<funk> But I swear that I don't have a gun
<funk> No, I don't have a gun.
<funk> So anyway, I said it because it made me laugh
<tyrannous> but i have no clue of its meaning...so it was pointless to send it
<tyrannous> it's meaningless
<funk> OH SNAP
<tyrannous> the funny thing is...i know that you're a decent guy in real life...they only let "decent" people go to university
<tyrannous> it's easy to be stupid when there's no risk of someone punching you
<tyrannous> ...like on the ent
<tyrannous> *net
<funk> Yes, Tyrannous, there are extensive personality tests to make sure that only "decent" people get in. It's not just based on academic grades at all. You fool.
<funk> Also, threatening people over the internet is the stupidest thing ever
<tyrannous> I HAVE ALREADY GOT A PLACE YOU NiHLiSTIC GIT
<funk> I'm not nihilistic
<funk> Christ, man please try and make an effort
<tyrannous> well
<tyrannous> i have
<tyrannous> so there
<tyrannous> BA English
<funk> Which proves nothing
<funk> At all
<tyrannous> true
<funk> Ever.
<tyrannous> but you'er not the only one MR ARROGANT
<funk> Not the only what?
<tyrannous> other people do degrees too
<tyrannous> other people are nihilistic bastards
<tyrannous> just to a lesser extent
<funk> 1: Yes, I know other people do degrees. I guessed that when I turned up for my lectures and seminars and noticed that I was not the only student on campus. 2: I am not a nihilist.
<funk> Also, I was asking if you empathised with Bush because he has a poor grasp of English.
<tyrannous> well you certainly come across as one
<funk> How so?
<tyrannous> no i don't empathise with BUSH
<tyrannous> i don't think about him
<funk> But you think about him enough to form an opinion, as suggested by <tyrannous> i like how he isn't very good with the language, baby.
<tyrannous> i have a feeling that you find the concept of human value and worth pointless
<funk> :D Look who just went to dictionary.com
<tyrannous> actually i didn;t
<tyrannous> i remembered it from last time; which was in fact a month ago
<funk> Wow, well done
<funk> Keep stretching that grey matter of yours
<funk> Maybe you can remember something for TWO MONTHS next!
<funk> Keep dreaming the dream.
<tyrannous> this is so uncharacteristic of who you say you are
<funk> Who do I say I am?
<tyrannous> i love it
<tyrannous> MAN I LOVE IT
<funk> You love men. Got it. But who do I say I am?
<tyrannous> if you really were who you say you are, you wouldn't be doing this with me now
<funk> Who do I say I am?
<tyrannous> English Scholar
<funk> And why would an English scholar not talk to you?
<tyrannous> and if it's true, i respect you for it; despite your uncharacteristically vile behaviour
<funk> It's not uncharacteristic if I actually am vile.
<tyrannous> but you're not tho
<tyrannous> are you?
<funk> I may be
<tyrannous> you're just using the net
<funk> That's part of the Funk enigma
<tyrannous> whatever
<funk> Now, why would an English Scholar not talk to you?
<tyrannous> no no
<tyrannous> they would
<tyrannous> they just would not mock me
<tyrannous> at least in person
<tyrannous> some of my friends are doing english as well...and some are doing sociology
<funk> Owning a degree does not change one's personality
<tyrannous> they don't mock me
<tyrannous> oh i see
<tyrannous> you think that you're a bastard at heart do you?
<funk> If you're a dick with a degree then you're still a dick
<tyrannous> truly fascinating
<funk> Mmm!
<tyrannous> i disagree
<tyrannous> i think you're a good guy in the flesh
<funk> Do you think about my flesh often?
<tyrannous> no
<funk> Just on special occasions, then?
<tyrannous> i think about how you're failing to realise that i'm a real person
<tyrannous> becuase you can't see me
<funk> No, I do realise that you're a real person
<funk> Or a really dumb form of AI
<tyrannous> i find that hard to believe
<tyrannous> normally people establish that they're slighly better at something and then leave it at that
<tyrannous> you however, seem to want to go on an on about it
<funk> Go on and on about what?
<tyrannous> that you think you're better at english than me
<funk> "Think" implies that there's a possiblity that I'm not.
<funk> Which there isn't.
<tyrannous> maybe
<tyrannous> you're ahead in the fact that you've already got your degree
<funk> And I can't resist deflating people who use the wrong words ALL THE TIME
<tyrannous> but i don't
<funk> I mean, my god you don't even learn do you?
<tyrannous> you JUST THINK I DO
<funk> Ever!
<funk> Yeah, it's just me and the dictionary
<funk> Alone against the world!
<tyrannous> give me a recent example then
<tyrannous> come on
<funk> ...
<funk> Hold on whilst I look at the last ten minutes of logs
<tyrannous> ok
<funk> <tyrannous> i like the way you think you know all about my phone and its loudness
<funk> <tyrannous> it's STUPID
<funk> <tyrannous> and ARROGANT
<tyrannous> and??
<funk> ..
<funk> WELL
<tyrannous> AND????
<tyrannous> ARROGANT
<funk> Yes
<tyrannous> YOU ARE
<tyrannous> YOU ARE ARROGANT
<tyrannous> = i understand
<funk> But it's not arrogant to joke about your phone not being loud enough to bother your neighbours
<tyrannous> it is if i think that you're making an assumption bases on no evidence
<tyrannous> jesus
<funk> No, actually, it's not.
<tyrannous> have you got a REAL complaint?
<tyrannous> ACTUALLY I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
<funk> No, listen:
<tyrannous> I'll JUST ASK MY LECTURER TO TELL ME
<tyrannous> and she'll say you're being a twat
<tyrannous> a conceited twat
<tyrannous> and i don't have to listen to anything
<tyrannous> becuase it's bad for my immune system
<funk> I'm being arrogant if I claim to be more important or intelligent than you when I am not
<tyrannous> bye bye
<funk> Making a joke about your phone is not arrogant
<tyrannous> that too
<funk> Honestly.
<tyrannous> yes it is
<funk> Maybe in your mad little world
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IN #RAWR:
<Nadir> i kept ringing and he was all like
<Nadir> NADIR STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE PHONE IS TOO LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nadir> I HAVE NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!
<funk> Yeah, in the cardboard box next to his
<nondescript> i have neighbours too
<funk> Thin walls, see?
<nondescript> they can't hear cellphones ringing through walls and a three foot gap
<Nadir> http://zzt.org/tyrannous% ... o%20me%20=(.txt buried treasure
<Nadir> but nonde remember
<nondescript> and by three feet i mean six
<Nadir> it was a polyphonic ringtone
<nondescript> oh right
<nondescript> that makes it 495623946 times louder
<funk> Yeah, he has it hooked up to an amp
<tyrannous> i like the way you think you know all about my phone and its loudness
<tyrannous> very amusing
<nondescript> tyrannous
<nondescript> it's called a 'joke'
<tyrannous> no
<tyrannous> it's STUPID
<tyrannous> and ARROGANT
(...)
<Nadir> i like how knightt used to love bush
<tyrannous> i like how he isn't very good with the language, baby.
<funk> Tyr: Do you empathise?
<tyrannous> no
<tyrannous> you're wrong
<funk> In what respect?
<tyrannous> saying "Do I empathise?"
<tyrannous> meaning: you're wrong to ask
<tyrannous> makes no sense
<funk> I'm "wrong" to ask?
<funk> What?
<funk> WHAT?
<nondescript> wtf
<Nadir> DO NOT QUESTION TYRANNOUS
<funk> Honestly, what are you talking about?
<Nadir> or he may mail you things
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr: Do you empathise?
<tyrannous> <tyrannous> no
<tyrannous> <tyrannous> you're wrong
<tyrannous> <funk> In what respect?
<tyrannous> <tyrannous> saying "Do I empathise?"
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<tyrannous> empathise to what?
<tyrannous> c'mon...
<funk> <tyrannous> i like how (Bush) isn't very good with the language, baby. <---- with Bush
<tyrannous> one cannot JUST empathise.
<dave2> blah blah blah BANNED
<funk> And you can't empathise TO someone
<funk> You empathise WITH someone
<funk> Christing puce.
MEANWHILE, IN A CHAT LOG THING:
<funk> That wasn't arrogant, by the way
<funk> Buy yourself a dictionary.
<tyrannous> i know the words
<tyrannous> just not the reason why you sent it
<tyrannous> ...
<funk> That makes no sense at all
<tyrannous> WHY DID YOU SEND THAT?????
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> <funk> Tyr, I cannot resist. Gird your loins and guard your lions.
<tyrannous> why?
<funk> Why not?
<tyrannous> what was the purpose of it?
<tyrannous> as a joke?
<tyrannous> a reminder?
<funk> As a friend, as an old memoria
<tyrannous> no no
<tyrannous> try again
<funk> But I swear that I don't have a gun
<funk> No, I don't have a gun.
<funk> So anyway, I said it because it made me laugh
<tyrannous> but i have no clue of its meaning...so it was pointless to send it
<tyrannous> it's meaningless
<funk> OH SNAP
<tyrannous> the funny thing is...i know that you're a decent guy in real life...they only let "decent" people go to university
<tyrannous> it's easy to be stupid when there's no risk of someone punching you
<tyrannous> ...like on the ent
<tyrannous> *net
<funk> Yes, Tyrannous, there are extensive personality tests to make sure that only "decent" people get in. It's not just based on academic grades at all. You fool.
<funk> Also, threatening people over the internet is the stupidest thing ever
<tyrannous> I HAVE ALREADY GOT A PLACE YOU NiHLiSTIC GIT
<funk> I'm not nihilistic
<funk> Christ, man please try and make an effort
<tyrannous> well
<tyrannous> i have
<tyrannous> so there
<tyrannous> BA English
<funk> Which proves nothing
<funk> At all
<tyrannous> true
<funk> Ever.
<tyrannous> but you'er not the only one MR ARROGANT
<funk> Not the only what?
<tyrannous> other people do degrees too
<tyrannous> other people are nihilistic bastards
<tyrannous> just to a lesser extent
<funk> 1: Yes, I know other people do degrees. I guessed that when I turned up for my lectures and seminars and noticed that I was not the only student on campus. 2: I am not a nihilist.
<funk> Also, I was asking if you empathised with Bush because he has a poor grasp of English.
<tyrannous> well you certainly come across as one
<funk> How so?
<tyrannous> no i don't empathise with BUSH
<tyrannous> i don't think about him
<funk> But you think about him enough to form an opinion, as suggested by <tyrannous> i like how he isn't very good with the language, baby.
<tyrannous> i have a feeling that you find the concept of human value and worth pointless
<funk> :D Look who just went to dictionary.com
<tyrannous> actually i didn;t
<tyrannous> i remembered it from last time; which was in fact a month ago
<funk> Wow, well done
<funk> Keep stretching that grey matter of yours
<funk> Maybe you can remember something for TWO MONTHS next!
<funk> Keep dreaming the dream.
<tyrannous> this is so uncharacteristic of who you say you are
<funk> Who do I say I am?
<tyrannous> i love it
<tyrannous> MAN I LOVE IT
<funk> You love men. Got it. But who do I say I am?
<tyrannous> if you really were who you say you are, you wouldn't be doing this with me now
<funk> Who do I say I am?
<tyrannous> English Scholar
<funk> And why would an English scholar not talk to you?
<tyrannous> and if it's true, i respect you for it; despite your uncharacteristically vile behaviour
<funk> It's not uncharacteristic if I actually am vile.
<tyrannous> but you're not tho
<tyrannous> are you?
<funk> I may be
<tyrannous> you're just using the net
<funk> That's part of the Funk enigma
<tyrannous> whatever
<funk> Now, why would an English Scholar not talk to you?
<tyrannous> no no
<tyrannous> they would
<tyrannous> they just would not mock me
<tyrannous> at least in person
<tyrannous> some of my friends are doing english as well...and some are doing sociology
<funk> Owning a degree does not change one's personality
<tyrannous> they don't mock me
<tyrannous> oh i see
<tyrannous> you think that you're a bastard at heart do you?
<funk> If you're a dick with a degree then you're still a dick
<tyrannous> truly fascinating
<funk> Mmm!
<tyrannous> i disagree
<tyrannous> i think you're a good guy in the flesh
<funk> Do you think about my flesh often?
<tyrannous> no
<funk> Just on special occasions, then?
<tyrannous> i think about how you're failing to realise that i'm a real person
<tyrannous> becuase you can't see me
<funk> No, I do realise that you're a real person
<funk> Or a really dumb form of AI
<tyrannous> i find that hard to believe
<tyrannous> normally people establish that they're slighly better at something and then leave it at that
<tyrannous> you however, seem to want to go on an on about it
<funk> Go on and on about what?
<tyrannous> that you think you're better at english than me
<funk> "Think" implies that there's a possiblity that I'm not.
<funk> Which there isn't.
<tyrannous> maybe
<tyrannous> you're ahead in the fact that you've already got your degree
<funk> And I can't resist deflating people who use the wrong words ALL THE TIME
<tyrannous> but i don't
<funk> I mean, my god you don't even learn do you?
<tyrannous> you JUST THINK I DO
<funk> Ever!
<funk> Yeah, it's just me and the dictionary
<funk> Alone against the world!
<tyrannous> give me a recent example then
<tyrannous> come on
<funk> ...
<funk> Hold on whilst I look at the last ten minutes of logs
<tyrannous> ok
<funk> <tyrannous> i like the way you think you know all about my phone and its loudness
<funk> <tyrannous> it's STUPID
<funk> <tyrannous> and ARROGANT
<tyrannous> and??
<funk> ..
<funk> WELL
<tyrannous> AND????
<tyrannous> ARROGANT
<funk> Yes
<tyrannous> YOU ARE
<tyrannous> YOU ARE ARROGANT
<tyrannous> = i understand
<funk> But it's not arrogant to joke about your phone not being loud enough to bother your neighbours
<tyrannous> it is if i think that you're making an assumption bases on no evidence
<tyrannous> jesus
<funk> No, actually, it's not.
<tyrannous> have you got a REAL complaint?
<tyrannous> ACTUALLY I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
<funk> No, listen:
<tyrannous> I'll JUST ASK MY LECTURER TO TELL ME
<tyrannous> and she'll say you're being a twat
<tyrannous> a conceited twat
<tyrannous> and i don't have to listen to anything
<tyrannous> becuase it's bad for my immune system
<funk> I'm being arrogant if I claim to be more important or intelligent than you when I am not
<tyrannous> bye bye
<funk> Making a joke about your phone is not arrogant
<tyrannous> that too
<funk> Honestly.
<tyrannous> yes it is
<funk> Maybe in your mad little world
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