Official "Ask Mooseka" Thread!

craycpanda · Post by **craycpanda** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:37 pm

Ando wrote:There is this homosexual in my class. I feel funny around him. What should I do?

feel funny around him as in your penis is tingling and you would like to lick the sweat of his hot body?

nps · Post by **nps** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:54 am

yeah! good question.

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:37 am

you should go back in time to when your mother was pregnant, then you should assume a new name and identity.

Work as a butcher's apprentice in a small jewish deli for 6 months . With the money you make at the deli, pay some thugs to throw a brick through the window of a GUN AND AMMUNITION store. Threaten the cashier with a brick if he does not give you a high powered shotgun with !!!LOADS!!! of ammunition.

Now, find and murder your father. Steal his wallet and use the money to get plastic surgery. Once you look JUST LIKE HIM, go back home and sleep with your mother.

Then, right after you achieve orgasm, end it with a donkey punch. When she rolls over, confused and horrified, kick her as hard as you can in the stomach.

repeatedly.

THANKS,
:agh:

.~-*MoOsE*-~.

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:40 am

Dear Moose,

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Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:44 am