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http://zzt.org/fungahhh/24hozzt/

Games here

The Sween here. Some of you may remember when I judged a previous 24 hours of ZZT and was unhappy about the contest, to say the least. I was roped into doing it again for a considerable boon. Is it really worth the depression that I brought you all together.

Last time, the ZZT community's complete lack of enthusiasm for creating ZZT games led me to believe that ZZT is dead. So why do you persist, you foolish creatures of flesh? Move on with your lives! Urgh.. No matter. It's not like you're putting real effort into these piles of shit anyways. Let's go on to our first entry.

EXTRA GARBAGE by Plsos
This game was so retarded that it makes my infant child with the Downs look like Unreal Tournament III. Jeez, I'm not even sure if that analogy works. It follows the specific topic by naming its main character Dirt I guess. There's two ways to go. One leads you to instant death, and the other leads you to instant eyesight failure. Fuck you, Plsos. You're everything I hate. 3/10.

GARBAGE by zamr
Hey, how did you make those graphics. Someone get this man a proper graphics editing program so he can make some fucking textures for me. Just kidding, this shit sucks. 2/10.

ESCAPE FROM GARBAGE PILE by Lemmer
Three boards, missing plot threads and some stupid bullshit death traps. I shouldn't really judge this entry because I actually have a vendetta against Lemmer. But this is a decent effort. Maybe he just fell asleep an hour into the contest. I'll give him this much: 4/10.

MADTOM'S BALLS ARE IN THE GARBAGE by some fucking guy
Oh look, the second entry that's mentioned Madtom. Was Madtom the goddamn topic or something. Is this the topic that the judge isn't even told about. How the fuck can I judge it then. This isn't even a game. This isn't even.. It's not something that should have taken 24 hours. It's certainly not something that should be played. If it even could be played! Jesus! Throw in some Lions and Ammo next time. 2/10.

SHUT UP TRASH IN SPACE!! by Commodore
Hey, now this is a game. It's got lions in it, and you actually get points. I actually got a score of 1424 on this game. Try to beat that. Anyways, this has good gameplay, although the amount of ammo in it is pretty limited. I guess this is what they call, Survival Horror. It's certainly way the hell better than anything else released here. Full points. 10/10.

If anyone wants to contact me about a future contest, I'd be happy to tell you to go fuck yourself!

- T SWEEN EY

it figures a washed up, out-of-touch has-been like tim "how about the ball roll?" sweeney wouldn't recognize a pastiche of one of zzt's modern classics, or an allegory about the life of old dirty bastard. you're all wet, old man. Get in the pol.

did you really like my graphics tim? i'll have you know i didn't use kevedit, just pure zzt as tim the father and greg the son/daughter intended god bless us

Whatever happened to WoZ

aren't you supposed to host it

No, I didn't win the last one. I got a 9.5, so you'd think I'd have won, but someone had to go and get a perfect 10 on his.

gingermuffins is supposed to host it.

zam, nice title screen

The Sweeney

ZZT is pretty cool, but T-Sween brings up a valid point about ZZTers.
wth guys stop being so uncool

MADTOM'S BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLSS

I failed at trying. But Commodore's game is pretty cool! Kind of reminds me of the Operation: OBRIAN series.

I plan to host a QDoZZT. Quarter Day of ZZT.

As in, 6 hours of game creation.

I will reveal more later.

I think my game represents six hours of work. But there was a two hour break after hour four. By the end I was starting to rush, the alien looks a little funny and the last board was thrown together in five minutes. It was originally going to have no enemies, just you cleaning up, and a big alien killing you at the end.