ZZT Gallery

[Zenith Nadir]

[zamros]

nadir still has nightmares about the time i pasted stuff from his zztv 6 channel

[gingermuffins]

BRAMLAGE

[Zenith Nadir]

you know, i kind of hate sivion



it's well crafted and all, but the author kind of comes off as a shithead


hey, before you can play my zzt masterpiece, you have to tell me something that you'll only know if you played a completely different zzt game, which most people can't run


here's a charming message he left for you if you dared disable the 3 different locks on the game. zzt is dead in 1995, look out for sivion mzx!


jesus christ, you seriously expect me to go through this invisible maze...



...in the dark?

screw you, dude


the final boss involves you having four shots, and having to hit a randomly-moving target four times from a distance. i guess this is one of those incredible ideas of his, that i have to work out how to do myself, and i should not rip it off

[gingermuffins]

I quit after conveyors threw me into a spinninggun trap on a dark board, probably 1/3 in. I was hoping for more charming moments like the basement djinni and the zombie graveyard.

[Zenith Nadir]

yeah some of it is pretty good, it's just moments like that kind of annoyed the hell out of me...

[Dr. Dos]

Sivion was one of those games I never got too far in, but always remembered being good, but that is some bullshit there.

[Zenith Nadir]

whoops, i didn't mean to kill the thread with my bitching!

here's more:

[gingermuffins]

what











Is there a face in the cigar smoke?

[Zenith Nadir]

this thread has really helped me remember why i love zzt

it's all about the games

those shitty, incredible games...

[Zenith Nadir]

[dave2]

here's one from an unreleased game of mine :)

[Zenith Nadir]

i swear to god these are the last ones for now

[gingermuffins]

this is good






SMACKDOWN GAMES







I laughed

[Zenith Nadir]

<Nadir> i'll take a pic of crankgod rpg
<Nadir> that was a good game, should have been finished
<dave2away> HANK AND BO SAY: VISIT www.ubgs.tk
<Nadir> i liked the part at the beginning where you tell a story about how wil saying "i would like to thank crankgod for SUCKING" in largoabraxis inspired the game
<peepants> hahahah yeah
<dave2away> yeah
<dave2away> crankgod RPG was one of the few I actually played, a bit
<Nadir> A very warm and special thanks go out to
<Nadir> WiL for making largoABRAXIS, which
<Nadir> sported a line that said I sucked. I
<Nadir> SO TOTALLY PANICKED. Here was WiL, the
<Nadir> absolute master of everything in the
<Nadir> whole world, belittling ME! This concept
<Nadir> made me so depressed in real life that,
<Nadir> after the doctors tried so hard to figure
<Nadir> what the cause of my depression was, and
<Nadir> after all the lithium, bloodletting, and
<Nadir> other cures that didn't work, I
<Nadir> eventually developed multiple
<Nadir> personalities; one was rational, and one
<Nadir> was very.. irrational. Soon, they began
<Nadir> to converse. Oh, the conversations they
<Nadir> had! But, alas, the whole "talking to
<Nadir> myself" thing scared a bunch of people
<Nadir> and I ended up in a mental institution
<Nadir> for a while. When I was out of the
<Nadir> hospital, I started murmuring the
<Nadir> strangest things! One of which went
<Nadir> something like, "thanks .. to crankgod
<Nadir> for .. . ... sucking. .. largo..abraxis."
<Nadir> To this day, I'm STILL not sure what
<Nadir> that means, but I sure as hell repeat it
<Nadir> a few times every hour! My real life
<Nadir> story was the inspiration for this game.
<Nadir> Thanks, WiL!
<peepants> i dont even rememmer why he said i sucked
<Nadir> it really doesn't matter, does it
<peepants> god, my knee hurts, my other calf hurts, and my foot is asleep
<Nadir> WHOOPS, runtime error
<Nadir> i'll try again
<Nadir> way to go, crank, you and your runtime error