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Mot judging is awesome. The kids at school called me Greg the Motter.

also I learned it as thou shalt not kill

so did i

it doesn't matter because i don't really believe in a god that much

"if thou is a n*****, spic, jew, chink, or otherwise just a faggot, thou will get fucking beat down"

- god 3:16

Also, I hate being told "Do not attempt." I'll attempt whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want, whyever I want, whoever I want, whomever I want, whichever I want, no matter what you say! And another thing: Stop telling me to "Drink responsibly"! I'm going to drink irresponsibly now, JUST BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME NOT TO.

Ryan if we ever meet in real life I would like to have a beer with you.

For thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast clapped thine hands, and stamped with the feet, and rejoiced in heart with all thy despite against the land of Israel;

Behold, therefore I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the heathen; and I will cut thee off from the people, and I will cause thee to perish out of the countries: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am the LORD.

heres a fun article i found while <s>crusing for cock</s> searching on google(dotcom)

These passages are part of the Jewish Holiness Code which also:

• permits polygamy
  prohibits sexual intercourse when a woman has her period,
  bans tattoos
  prohibits eating rare meat
  bans wearing clothes that are made from a blend of textiles
  prohibits cross-breeding livestock
  bans sowing a field with mixed seed
  prohibits eating pigs, rabbits, or some forms of seafood
  requires Saturday to be reserved as the Sabbath

i sure hope jazzy hasnt been sowing his seed in a mixed field :)

Hypothetical situation: You're standing in a crowd and discover you're wearing your shirt backwards. You glance at the tag and happen to notice that this particular outfit is made from mixed textiles. Do you continue wearing your clothes, or do you strip down and hope nobody notices?

i have searched for the anti-gay rally storyline so many times now that in the search bar when i hit G furryfox assumes i'm typing gay.

Once again ozy and millie preaches kindness to all.

:hippy:

ROTFWTIMEWPOMA and mr. applesauce I'm Christian not Jewish but Jews are cool. Ozzie and Millie are too. So is Sluggy Freelance. And 8-Bit Theater.

fun fact: a lot of the bible is based on judaism, <s>you stupid sack of fuck</s> jazzy

lol jazzy sux

he won't make me kevin in his game

Forget the jar of Vaseline
Hey rich-bitch boy I won't be your queen
And yeah, you can drool, beg me and hope
There's no damn way I'm playing drop the soap
OK, I know I'm strange but I ain't no queer
So take your rage and disappear
But I'm proud not to be PC
'Cause -

I like God
I like God
I like God
And God hates gays all over this world

Now I don't know whose ass you've licked
No shit-tongued boy will ever taste my dick
He says: "How 'bout no sex - we'll just be friends"
Hey no thanks pal, I'll stick to Christians
You're right! A sexist pig, I guess it's true
I hate all men including you
I don't care what you think of me
'Cause -

I like God
I like God
I like God
And God hates gays all over this world

I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cute
But I don't deal well with compacted poop
So look, if my views make you annoyed
You're just jealous I don't have haemorrhoids
So now, to make it clear that you can't bone me
My tattooed ass reads "exit only"
I don't care much for sodomy
'Cause -

I like God
I like God
I like God
And God hates gays all over this world

I like God
I like God
I like God
And God hates gays all over this world