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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:52 pm
by 833
A bloke goes to the chemest and asks for some viagra, as the girls will be calling in on him later that night. He buys a new type, that's very effective. Next day, he comes in, and shows the lass behind the counter his dick, which is inflamed.
"Gimme some antiseptic cream." he says
"You can't put antiseptic cream on that!" the woman screams
"It's not for my dick, it's for my hand. The girls didn't turn up last night."
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:50 pm
by Stak
Scorch's jokes make baby Jesus cry
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:55 pm
by Zenith Nadir
what we need right now is dos' GAYOMETER picture
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:39 pm
by Dr. Dos
well AFH is down but i think it's on z2 also so uh
<img src="
http://zzt.org/Dr_Dos/Gaymometermini.JPG">
rock.
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:25 pm
by Furry Jesus Freak
That should be an emoticon.
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:45 pm
by Ryan Ferneau
That should be YOUR FACE
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:56 pm
by Dr. Dos
jazzy i told them that like 2 years ago.
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:03 am
by Zandor 12
Commodore wrote:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
:)
:D
XP
I know it's not real German, but here's a translation anyway:
When is the beaten nun with and slaughter mayhem?
Yes! By her dog the or the Flipper wall tired!
*smiles, then chokes and falls over dead*
...
I don't get it.
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:51 pm
by VgameT
hey i have one too
what did santa bring michael jackson for christmas?
a child!!! ha ha ha
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:23 am
by Furry Jesus Freak
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:53 am
by Ryan Ferneau
The best funny Michael Jackson picture is that one where he's riding the little tricycle to get away from the police cars or whatever. I don't feel like finding it now, so I'm sure someone else will do it for me. (This is how work gets done in the free world.)
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:51 pm
by nuero
the best michael jackson joke is the one where they're not all the same damn joke
oh wait
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:01 pm
by Commodore
yeah that one rules.
