Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:40 am
has anyone mentioned house of cosbys?
I fucking knew it.Zandor 12 wrote:This is beautiful and sad at the same time
Dr. Dos wrote:Fuck all of you fags.
Dos had a crush on MadTom when they first met. After his heart had been stolen, he asked MadTom where he lived and discovered, to his horror, that MadTom was not a native of Pennsylvania, but of New Zealand! As you know, Dos hates birds from New Zealand; understandably, this caused great emotional pains. How could his one true love be so... from New Zealand?!?Dr. Dos wrote:I am so glad that he jumped off a cliff and will smash head first into the ground.
Dos still dreams of being with MadTom, but his pessimistic side took over years ago. In his mind, no pleasure, no joy could justify abandoning his homeland and living on those two islands in Oceania. He was afraid to follow his dreams, and he ridiculed anybody else who tried. However, his feelings for Thomas never really went away. He still keeps in touch with him through nps, who is near MadTom yet not from New Zealand.Dr. Dos wrote:nps can give him [MadTom] a kiss on the cheek for me, or a blowjob.
The whole incident lives on as a fantasy in Dos's mind. As one may read porn but never sleep with a pornstar, so is Dos's lust for Tom. Outwardly, he remains in denial and yells at anyone who mentions the documentary made about this affair, recently released on YouTube. Despite the controversy surrounding it, the film has received positive reviews (except from zamros, as he actually hooks up with pornstars and other babes on a regular basis).Zandor 12 wrote:This [documentary] is beautiful and sad at the same time
So Long and Thanks for All the Yiff wrote: FILE: DOSFEELS.ZZT
NAME: These Feelings Inside Me Won't Go Away
NOTE: I made this for MadTom when I dropped out of his WoZZT and decided to be a judge. I don't know if I actually sent it to him. If I did he probably cried that night. Poor guy! It's a joke though.
*shrugs* adjectives start to fail me at around 1am. I thought for sure it'd hit one of the trees myself.zamros wrote:frankly i agree with dos on this whole kiwi thing
it's pretty annoying
also i think everyone in the world uses 'beautiful but sad' when linking to it