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i sniped page 69 and 71.

That means i made an autistic page sandwich.
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Oh, boy!

Autism for breakfast, autism for dinner, autism for suppertime!

When autism's in a bagel, you can have autism anytime!
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We're happy little autistics, as autistic as can be
We all enjoy our autism for breakfast, lunch and tea
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Mommy, wow! I'm autistic now!
Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!

Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!

Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
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Autism is beautiful, autism is fine!
I love autism, I have it all the time!
I'm autistic at breakfast, and I'm autistic at lunch!
If I had a bunch of autism, I'd tell Ando at once!
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Beatles, The - I Am Autistic

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all retarded.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your beard grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am autistic, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am autistic, goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am autistic, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

Semolina Ando, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am autistic, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.
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Post by nuero »

Lights out!

Autistic Ando!

Ando's autisticifdgdfbv :agh:
Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!

Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!

Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
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Kinks, The - Autistic Man

A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think he’s helpful and he’s sweet,
’cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is an autistic man.

He’s got autistic heart, autistic teeth and toes,
(yeah, he’s autistic man)
He’s got autistic knees and a perfect autistic nose.
(yeah, he’s autistic man)
He’s got autistic lips that hide autistic teeth and gums,
And autistic legs that reach up to his autistic bum.
(autistic bum)

Autistic man got no brain,
Autistic man don’t feel no pain,
Autistic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can’t disfigure, or disgrace,
Autistic man (autistic man).

He’s got autistic flowers growing up the walls,
He eats autistic food with an autistic knife and fork,
He likes autistic cups and saucers ’cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy off an autistic plate.

Autistic man got no brain,
Autistic man don’t feel no pain,
Autistic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can’t disfigure, or disgrace,
Autistic man (autistic man).

He’s got an autistic wife who wears an autistic mac,
(yeah, he’s autistic man)
And his children wanna be autistic like their dad,
(yeah, he’s autistic man)
He’s got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
But no one ever gets the truth from autistic man (autistic man)

Autistic man (autistic man).
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<b>White Stripes, The</b> - Met a Guy on Z2

Met a guy on Z2,
was autistic once and almost completely.
Rather proud of it, too,
but sometimes autism
can be so misleading.
He turns and says are you alright?
I said I must be fine, 'cause my heart's still beating.
Come and meet me on the fora site, yeah,
MadTom says it's fine, he don't consider it cheating, now.

Thick beard with a curl,
mellow roll for the flavor,
and the eyes were peeping.
Can't keep away from autism;
These two sides of my brain
need to have a meeting.
Can't think of anything to do, yeah,
my left brain knows that
autism is fleeting.
He's just looking for something new,
and I said it once before,
but it bears repeating now.

Ahh-ah-ah-ah-ahh-ah,
Ann-do's autiiis-tic.
Ahh-ah-ah-ah-ahh-ah,
Ann-do's autiiis-tic.

Can't think of anything to do, yeah,
my left brain knows that
autism is fleeting.
He's just looking for something new,
and I said it once before,
but it bears repeating now.

Met a guy on Z2,
was autistic once and almost completely.
Rather proud of it, too,
but sometimes autism
can be so misleading.
He turns and says are you alright?
I said I must be fine, 'cause my heart's still beating.
Come and meet me on the fora site, yeah,
MadTom says it's fine, he don't consider it cheating, now.

Ahh-ah-ah-ah-ahh-ah,
Ann-do's autiiis-tic.
Ahh-ah-ah-ah-ahh-ah,
Ann-do's autiiis-tic.

Can't think of anything to do, yeah,
my left brain knows that
autism is fleeting.
He's just looking for something new,
and I said it once before,
but it bears repeating now.
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Post by nuero »

Queen - Autistic Boys

Autistic!
Autistic!
Autistic!

I want to be an
Autistic!
Autistic!
Autistic!


I want to be an autistic
I want to be Ando
I want to be an autistic
I want to show it where I go

You say hi I say au
You say what I say au
You say leave I say tistic
O-space was never my scene
And I don't like Megazeux

You say An I say do
You say hey guys ando is autistic
You say Autism rocks
I don't believe in autism
Autism or autism
All I wanna do is

Autistic!
Autistic!
Autistic!

I want to be an
Autistic!
Autistic!
Autistic!


I want to be an autistic
I want to be Ando
I want to be an autistic
I want to show that

Autistic Andos are coming your way
So forget about z2, oh yeah!
Don't forget him, he'll be riding today
So look out for autism oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Autistic boys autistic boys autistiI AM TIRED OF DOING THIS
Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!

Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!

Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
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Post by Flimsy »

MaðTom wrote:hey guys

what if ando isn't REALLY autistic

what if it's just a big hoax

like the moon landing?

or the jfk assassination?
do i need to go through the whole moon landing thing again?

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It seems unlikely that this deeply unsatisfactory situation will be resolved by a new attempt to answer the old question; instead, as has been suggested by some of the most thoughtful students, we should expect to find that some part of the conceptual landscape in which this problematic entity resides must be reconstructed before it will come into focus.
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Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!

Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!

Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
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nuero wrote:Image
coincidentally hitler is also part of the circle of life

(and was autistic :o )
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Post by nuero »

I knew it!
Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!

Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!

Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
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Actually, some people do think that Hitler was indeed autistic...
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