guys ando is autistic

nps · Post by **nps** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:51 am

I have an idea. We need to get the word of Ando's autism out to the people.

I propose that we tell one million people, yes, you read right, ONE MILLION people, that Ando is autistic. And to make things more interesting, we must pull this off in one week. Just SEVEN DAYS.

This forum is full of community spirit, and I think that this is our chance to really show it off. Please post how many people you have told.

I have currently told: <b>2</b> people.

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:11 am

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "Ando is autistic!"

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:16 am

Good plan, nps. MAKE ME FAMOUS.

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:19 am

Ando whats 13087603 times 23089603?

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:46 pm

302187557491609, I think. But I did that with a calculator.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:49 pm

Calculator skills are still very valuable, I think!

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:39 pm

Actually there is this one autistic guy that Rainman is based off of. He can memorize plenty of details of various topics in the thousands but he doesn't know how to take a shower. They did a brain scan on him recently and they found that his brain has no hemispheres; just one big, fused cap brain. I'm not like that, though.

Yeah, it's boring.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:57 pm

so a vegas vacation with you wouldn't win me lots of money? :(

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:52 pm

I'm pretty good at poker and blackjack, but yeah, it probably wouldn't do you any good. Some autistic people really are like Rainman, though.

Hitler was thought to have autism, BTW.

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:57 pm

He was also thought to have one testicle.

BTW, Dos, your title cut off, unless you meant to say that your avatar is producing nazi p.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:01 pm

He was also thought to have been unfrozen long after his "death", except then a freedom fighter killed him for real, but they had some backup copies of him, so the freedom fighter had to kill him some more. So Hitler was all like

"Why do you keep killing me. :( I'm not THAT bad. :( I'm tired of dying now. :("

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:30 pm

So Hitler is like Sigma?

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:42 pm

Uh, yeah. "We can't think up a new bad guy, so let's just revive an old one!"

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:26 am

Ryan Ferneau wrote:Uh, yeah. "We can't think up a new bad guy, so let's just revive an old one!"

Yeah, a lot of megaman fans are getting pretty tired of that. The guys at Capcom should bring Dr. Wily back into the X series or something.

EDIT: Because unlike Sigma he's awesome.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:50 am

yes because they know we didn't grow tired of him in the first 6 games.

And when it turned out Mr. X was Wily? BLEW MY MIND MAN.