literally jacking off to naked yellow bug-eyed children right now, ungghhh
oh god this is literally the worst page snipe in the history of the universe
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- Location: between the black and white spiders
- Zenith Nadir
- this is my hammer
- Posts: 2767
- Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 11:40 am
- Location: between the black and white spiders
Starman [Banned]
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: 123 Fake St.
Posts: 3,033
Jamie's one of the good ones (I think), so I won't try and piss him off. I will, however, list all my character arousal levels just because I feel like it.
Lisa - 0.00008786%
Homer - 91%
Marge - 13% - Again, I respect her too much for sex. If she wants it though, then the girl gets what she wants, there's no way around it
Bart - 60%
Grampa - 16%
Jacky Bouvier - 20%
Selma - 70%
Patty - 50%
Milhouse - 40%
Nelson - 22%
Martin - 20%
Sherri - 0%
Terri - 0%
Ned Flanders - 9%
Rod Flanders - 1%
Todd Flanders - 1%
Maude Flanders - 20% - I don't care if she's already dead
Troy McClure - 90%
Lionel Hutz - 100%
Mr. Burns - 60%
Smithers - 70%
Mayor Quimby - 69% ( )
Lindsey Naegle - 79%
Cookie Kwan - 85%
Cookie - 3%
Cletus - 50%
Brandine - 12%
Ruth Powers - 89%
Mindy Simmons - 95%
Dr. Hibbert - 8%
Bernice Hibbert - 9%
Chief Wiggum - 20%
Ralph Wiggum - 4%
Reverend Lovejoy - 30%
Helen Lovejoy - 30%
Jessica Lovejoy - 70%
Moe - 25%
Lenny - 80%
Carl - 80%
Duffman - 98%
Princess Kashmir - 68%
Judge Constance Harm - 0%
Leprechaun - 2%
TMN Bachelors - 100%
Kirk Van Houten - 24%
Louanne Van Houten - 30%
Santa's Little Helper - 40%
Snowball - 30% - Only lower because I respect her values and her choices
Krusty - 43%
Sideshow Mel - 39%
Sideshow Bob - 38%
Sideshow Cecil - 42%
Next, I'll be rating the guest stars! Stay tuned!
EDIT: Guest stars:
Billy Corgan - 100%
Darcy Wretzsky - 90%
James Iha - 90%
Jimmy Chamberline - 90%
George Harrison - 10%
Paul McCartney - 13%
Weird Al - 65%
Penny Marshall - 40%
Kid Rock - 90%
J.K. Rowling - 4%
Tony Blair - 40%
50 Cent - 70%
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: 123 Fake St.
Posts: 3,033
Jamie's one of the good ones (I think), so I won't try and piss him off. I will, however, list all my character arousal levels just because I feel like it.
Lisa - 0.00008786%
Homer - 91%
Marge - 13% - Again, I respect her too much for sex. If she wants it though, then the girl gets what she wants, there's no way around it
Bart - 60%
Grampa - 16%
Jacky Bouvier - 20%
Selma - 70%
Patty - 50%
Milhouse - 40%
Nelson - 22%
Martin - 20%
Sherri - 0%
Terri - 0%
Ned Flanders - 9%
Rod Flanders - 1%
Todd Flanders - 1%
Maude Flanders - 20% - I don't care if she's already dead
Troy McClure - 90%
Lionel Hutz - 100%
Mr. Burns - 60%
Smithers - 70%
Mayor Quimby - 69% ( )
Lindsey Naegle - 79%
Cookie Kwan - 85%
Cookie - 3%
Cletus - 50%
Brandine - 12%
Ruth Powers - 89%
Mindy Simmons - 95%
Dr. Hibbert - 8%
Bernice Hibbert - 9%
Chief Wiggum - 20%
Ralph Wiggum - 4%
Reverend Lovejoy - 30%
Helen Lovejoy - 30%
Jessica Lovejoy - 70%
Moe - 25%
Lenny - 80%
Carl - 80%
Duffman - 98%
Princess Kashmir - 68%
Judge Constance Harm - 0%
Leprechaun - 2%
TMN Bachelors - 100%
Kirk Van Houten - 24%
Louanne Van Houten - 30%
Santa's Little Helper - 40%
Snowball - 30% - Only lower because I respect her values and her choices
Krusty - 43%
Sideshow Mel - 39%
Sideshow Bob - 38%
Sideshow Cecil - 42%
Next, I'll be rating the guest stars! Stay tuned!
EDIT: Guest stars:
Billy Corgan - 100%
Darcy Wretzsky - 90%
James Iha - 90%
Jimmy Chamberline - 90%
George Harrison - 10%
Paul McCartney - 13%
Weird Al - 65%
Penny Marshall - 40%
Kid Rock - 90%
J.K. Rowling - 4%
Tony Blair - 40%
50 Cent - 70%
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast