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Kjorteo Genital Reference Cheat Sheet _thisisporn_

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in case you didn't know

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What the fuck is this
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

what the fuck.

why.

jesus cxhrist

ugh

(somehow i managed to avoid clicking this until now, i miss those days)
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Fungahhh wrote:What the fuck is this


one in a series of many

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hmmm.










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that does it, i'm banning kjorteo
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it's nothing personal you understand, it's just for the greater good of everyone. you know how it is.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

The copulatory process of Kjorteo is as follows:

* Sneak into sister's bedroom and sniff her dirty underwear
* Get discovered and secretly seduce her
* Impregnate her by sticking yr. dick between toes
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Post by Mooseka »

seriously though i am fucking shocked at how much effort he went through to describe the details of his siberian husky/human hybrid double knotted penis

like god damn how much time do you devote to thinking about this shit everyday

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its not his fault!!! if he doesn't painstakingly render his dick on a graph, the artists he commissions will get it ALL WRONG!
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i'd agree with that, but only if he's paying money for the picture
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Post by Quantum P. »

I thought you were mildly joking, but I just noticed that Kjorteo is in fact on the ban list.

Sure, he has some freaky stuff, but he keeps it on his spicy pages, and he gives visitors plenty of prior warning. Kjorteo didn't post anything in this thread! I can't see anything which warrants a ban.

Wait, who banned him? Was Nadir only joking and someone else banned Kjorteo?

Or was there some scuffle with Kjorteo and the rest of the ZZT community that I'm completely unaware of?

...Or is this just an elaborate yet bizarre practical joke that everyone is playing on me?

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Post by Fungahhh »

It's funny because he thinks I'm weird for doing drugs like I do.

I make charts of phenethylamines, he makes charts of imaginary genitals

Edit: Also I have no idea why Kjorteo is banned, and I don't really think he should be either. I'm not about to undo anything, though.
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Post by nps »

i saw this a few days ago but just kind of closed the browser tab because i didn't like what i was seeing. he shouldn't be banned though! mooseka should, for posting these awful, awful images.

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