GIMME GAMES. PRONTO!

kkriegg · Post by **kkriegg** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:06 am

Scooter made it onto somebody's list? That peice of crap? C'mon.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:17 am

i still like that game

it could have used some background features, maybe, but it was cool and fun, and i'm pretty sure it's some people's favourite zzt game

of course, i'm the guy who forced you to release it, ha ha

kkriegg · Post by **kkriegg** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:57 am

Hahah, yeah, I remember. Actually, I'm kind of honored to have it on your list.

I went back and played it and I keep getting stuck on the ice level.

Microwave · Post by **Microwave** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:30 am

My timeline:

12-13 years old - Tim Ruff
13 years old - Lemmer Will Kill You Bitch
15 years old - Hoganator

I miss the joys of making Tim Ruff and Lemmer Will Kill You Bitch. These days I just think of overly complicated engines and abandon/forget.

Scribbit · Post by **Scribbit** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:12 pm

I recently played Wuzzles. Pretty cool for someone who apparently just discovered STK. OMG THIS THING FLASHES, TOO!
:ravebaron:

MasterRaze · Post by **MasterRaze** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:50 am

Microwave wrote:Tim Ruff

That game was awesome... from what I can remember.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:24 pm

tim ruff has my favourite dialogue from any zzt game, in the part where tim gets fired

Tim Ruff wrote:Ms. Pringle(Talking into speaker)
John Smith, your wife called, call
her at the doctors, she said you know the
number. Oh and......Oh hi Tim, the boss
has a message for you.

Tim: I hope it isn't THAT bad, I've had
enough trouble already.
Ms. Pringle: Oh yeah John, she wanted
to say the baby is fine, have a nice day.
And Tim, the message from the boss "Hi
Tim, this is your message from me, your
boss, I hope you are ready. NOW GET THE
F U C K IN HERE YOU STUPID COCKSUCK
ING FAT FUCKING BITCH ASS n***** SLUT BAG
DICK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKING FAT ASS FUCKER!

YOU STUPID FUCKER, YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT.
YOUR MOM IS A FAT ASS BITCH SLUT FUCKFACE
AND SO IS YOUR DAD YOU FUCKING FAT ASS!!!!
HURRY THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUCCCKKKKK YOOOUU!!
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK YOOOOUUU!
NOW GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH
`! FUCKER!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUUUUCCKK
YOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOU!!!!!

SUCK MY DICK!

Tim: .........fuck.

Tim Ruff wrote: As soon as you walk in the door the
door slams shut behind you and a metal doo
r moves in front of it.....You just sit
there as the boss looks at you all pissed
off like......Like he wants to fucking
beat your head in.

Tim Ruff wrote:Tim:..........enhehhe........

Boss:...............

Tim:....he........heh....

Boss:...............

Tim: AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHADLDLHAHA

Boss: Fuck you, you stupid cocksucking
fat ass smelly fuck!

Tim: Please forgive me "oh great one", I'v
e been having troubles today, and I don't
feel like being yelled at by you, you fat
fuck.

Boss: Ohhh, you think you can fucking
talk to your boss that way you stupid
dumb shit, well I'll fuck you up right
here right now...........SUCK MY DICK!

Tim: The only thing you can fuck up is
uncle patty's ass. Fuck you, you stupid
fucking pansy, bring it on!

Boss: Actually..........ahem.......You're
fired. Now pack up your fucking locker
and get the fuck out of my face, you stupi
d bitch.

Tim: FUUUCCCKKK YOOUU... FUUUUCKK YOOUUU..
FUUUCCKKK YOOOOOU..... FUUUUUCUUUUUCCKKCKC
YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then tim has a seizure