Name:Kyler's Adventure *DEMO*
Author:Kyler Daugherty
Genre(s):Adventure, Comedy
This is my first game, and if you don't like it...well...fuck you.
2007 Kyler Daugherty
I end up starting on the wrong board, I'n supposed to start on the title screen as evidenced by the passage. So I have to fix that before I play.
The game throws us into what must be a house, that green thing kind of looks like a bed. I need to find out what's going on.
This is a shelf containing my most prized
posession, my collection of bat-owls,
"B'owls".
Oh hey look at what's on ! Jackass!
Steve-o:Now this is the dangerous-crazy
stunt that will leave you thinking "Gee
whiz, are they fags or what?" it involves
my penis and Bam Margera's mouth!
Bam Margera:Dude, this is gonna be soooooo
awesome, my wife will think so too!...wait
... we filed for devorice just two months
after our wedding!!!
Wee Man:GEE WHILIKERS!!!
...
Jesus Christ this show sucks!!!
I then check out the scroll by the ammo room.Your going to need this
-?
This game is pretty awesome. Armed with 210 bullets, I set out into wherever, I mean we have no plot or setting or anything at this point, just some blue line walls. 
Oh, well there's the plot and setting. To summarize in case you missed itPlot - kill, rob, and wreak havoc
Setting - Ass Rape, Oklahoma
I'm also being flipped off by some text.
Level one! Ass Rape, OK is sparsely populated, consisting of only two buildings, a magic (invisible) train, and a redneck farm to the north. Let's head to Cal's Bacon World first.
At the front counter we speak with the cashier.Cashier:Hello there!Welcome to Cal's Bacon
World! Where our motto is "eat are bacon,
as long as Cal gets his money, we don't
give a god damn flying fuck!!"
Kyler:Well, I can see you are out of bacon
doesn't that mean Cal doesn't get his mon-
ey?
Cashier:Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I can't
afford to lose my job!!! I gotta pay child
support!
Kyler:Heh, shoulda thought of that before
you gave your skank an unwrapped beef inj-
ection!!
Cashier:You just broke my register,asshat!
And then to the guy near the key. Oh, and my name seems to be Kyler.Fat ass:Mmmmf mmmmf bacon is great...sllll
uurrpp...eww water tastes gross!!
Kyler:Hey lardo, how about trying some ce-
lery?
Fat ass:Is it green?
Kyler:it's whatever you want it to be!
Fat ass:I take that as a yes!
Kyler:YOU SIR, ARE CORRECT!
Fat ass:No I don't eat dirty food like
plants and seafood!
Kyler:Oh! and fried pieces of an animal
that drinks piss while comitting incest
because it relized it will never look up,
is the cleanest food EVER!
Fat ass: *hands over ears* LALALALALA.
Kyler:Pssh, whatever.
The fat man begins walking out of the restaurant, I touch him again while moving and he restarts the whole movement pattern. I always liked breaking objects like this. With the new red key, I proceed to the music store.
More ammo, and a gun...Wow. A fully automatic laying in the rap
isle. Suprising . . .
Oh! Some ammunition too!
The boulder is just a door that says "WHOOOOOSH". As for the employee standing by the rest of the ammo?Sorry, no entry unless you are an
authorized employee!
So I shot him.AAAAAAAAHH YOU PIECE OF COCK ASS SHIT
And he turned into a red fake because it's a violent game. I pick up the rest of the ammo and gems, as for the mysterious yellow ring?Sweet! Metallica!
A Metallica CD. Talking to the still living yellow guy...Oh are you an employee??
Could you help me find some actual music?
kyler
Knowing this is a violent game I shoot him too.MUTHA FUCKA!
Then there's the cyan lionOh woe is me! I've missed the album
signing! Someone please kill me!
So I do.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOT REALLY!
At the top of the screen is a red guy.employee
Sorry employees only you cock!
Guess what I do?Oh what a life!
With only 1435 bullets left, I decide to conserve my ammunition. There's a red spade to be touched.A coat/hat rack covered in blood.What
I may need this ammo after all. There's one guy left in the store, the greedy music guy.Greedy Music guy:*huff*harummmph!*puff*
Hey you there, slim-bob!
Kyler:Uhhh...my name is Kyler...
GMG:never you mind, have you sen the key
to my safe?
Kyler:No, fatty.
GMG:*huff* *puff* alright then, off with
you!
I shoot him, he moves south and west while saying AHHHHHHHH or something, and stops there. Using the key from the bacon shop, I head into the safe.GMG:Awww man! You found my key! Now what??
You may have noticed one of the gems is actually a boulder, touching it revealsSweet a porno mag!
And I accidently quit the game. Restarting, I decide to go into the redneck farm, but there's a warning scrollBE SURE TO GET EVERYTHING HERE!
-?
The two scrolls say "COMING SOON" and "I SAID COMING SOON"That's the end of this demo.
