Harry Potter sucks the philosopher's bone

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Harry Potter sucks the philosopher's bone

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if there was a muppet version of harry potter, who would the various muppets be?

give a detailed rationale behind each of your choices
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Every character would be played by kermit the frog because hes such a pimp.
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man i remember this mp3 from napster days of Cookie Monster singing a parody of Nookie.

It was like I CAME INTO THIS WORLD AS A MUPPET
LOOK INTO THESE EYES
YOU SEE THAT THEY ARE GOOGLY!!!

Big bird's in his nest
Oscar's in his can
Ernie is a guy who lives with another man
HEY! Kermit's on the scene
you know it ain't easy bein green!

But I did it all for the cookie
MMM!
the cookie
MMM!

it was awesome.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

personally i wouldn't want to find out

elmo would have to be tiny tim. oops wrong film
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Post by Zandor 12 »

Oscar = Snape because they are both mean
Megatron could be Dumbledore because they both wear purple, or one of the science teachers at my college could be him because he dresses up as a wizard sometimes (seriously, I think he may be nuts)
Bert and Ernie could be Harry and Draco, and if you understand the joke then welcome to my hell
Grover could be Ron because people who like them have a hard time explaining why
Big Bird could also be Harry because they both have big adventures, and there's a second parallel because Big Bird has the mind of a four year old and Harry collects the brains of four year olds
The Cookie Monster and Neville Longbottom are played by the same actor, that's a perfect fit right there
Miss Piggy would be Professor Umbridge because they are both widely detested by the centaurs
Kelsey Grammer would be Sideshow Bob
And Grover could be Sirius Black because in a way they both look like taller, more awkward versions of Elmo and they both secretly detest the little brat because they were there first, and because deep down they know the children love Elmo more
And Snuffleupagus (sp?) would be played by The Penguin from Superman


Actually upon further though only the Snape = Oscar one would work, but you have to admit that Megatron showing up in a Harry Potter movie in any manner would be hilarious.
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Post by Aplsos »

also it would hopefully signal the destruction of the entire harry potter universe and all of the characters in it.
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not likely. it would make billions. Then they're be a adaption for the stage, in the style of Sesame Street Live.
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what about statler and waldorf, and dr. teeth and the electric mayhem?

what about lew zealand?!?!
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statler and waldorf will do a MST3K treatment of the movie, sitting in the corner heckling everything.

I'd go see this movie if this were the case.
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