Are you a Holie?

[wil]

BODY MINING: THE LAST GREAT UNEXPLORED PERVERSION

In order to understand body mining, one must first understand its roots: ass and mouth virginity. There isn't a thin membrane of tissue preventing entry to either hole, and yet there is of late an affixation with the virginity (particularly the taking of the virginity) of the two orifices. Now, any seasoned veteran is bound to have had it in all three, so that leaves the question: what virginities are there left to take? Certainly introducing someone to a new kink does not constitute a taking of a virginity - there is no new penetration, no new physical terrotory unentered by a human being. Therefore, in order to take another virginity, some ingenuity must be employed.

There have been what I would say are marginal ventures into body mining territory. Four main types exist; nose, ear, skull, and pee hole fucking. These constitute the other orifices of the human body, and each of them is not easily entered. They carry with them each their own problems and setbacks, and I believe none of them can revolutionize the world of sex in the way body mining could.

There are girls that have stretched their urethras to the point that they can take a penis, and I would say this constitutes taking a virginity. However, it is so like in manner to entering the vagina itself that I don't think anything groundbreaking can come of it; it seems forever a novelty that at best simply prolongs the shelf life of a loose pussy. There are serious health issues, as well, that must be called into consideration. Infections of the urinary tract are painful and sometimes quite harmful, and anyone involed in urethra play of any kind has to exercize extreme caution to avoid a very painful and possibly deadly outcome. This complication is another reason those who travel down the compelling road of extreme sex play do not take this little diversion, but forge straight on ahead to scatology. Because let's face it, as human beings we would much rather have our loved ones take a dump on our chests than have our pee pee holes fucked up for life.

Nose and ear fucking are both interesting, but seem slightly farfetched. Yes, the nose and ears are orifices, just like the rest of the fuckables i've mentioned; however, I would say that the virginity of them, as they stand, can never be taken because even if the existing skin is stretched, no new ground can be covered. As the practices currently stand, not entering but instead ejaculating in the ear or nostril, it is even further from that goal.

The two orifices reamining to be mentioned are the eye sockets. This brings us to skullfucking, which I only very recently saw in pornography that was actually designed to titillate and not just shock. Skullfucking involves the removal or demolishing of the eye, and the subsequent fucking of the cavity within. This is a deadly practice, at least for the fuckee, and this is in fact part of its appeal, the extreme selfishness of the act. To fuck a hole that can only be fucked once, so that no other man may ever use it for his own purposes; to sexually pleasure oneself at the cost of another's life. However, skullfucking does not constitute new sexual terrority because the head itself has already been used as a place to store semen, and thus doing so in a different hole, even a self-made hole, is redundant. This is perhaps the weakest of my arguments because i believe skullfucking, especially skullfucking in which a drill is used on the side or top of the skull to create a cavity, is possibly the closest to body mining the world has seen.

All these holes have one thing in common - explored territory. The pussy has already been fucked, and so a pee hole fuck is not exploring new territory. The head holes have all been preceded by the original head hole, the mouth, and even if you're drilling a new hole in the head to fuck it you're still just fucking the head, which has been done before. Anal sex, i would say, has claim over the territories of asshole, lower intestine, and stomach. That leaves us with the big question: if you have used up all your virginities, where do you go? The answer: if there is no new territory, MAKE new territory.

Enter Body Mining. A hole is drilled into the body (since all the body parts i just mentioned are taken, the most common places would be the legs and chest cavity) and through some surgical method skin is grafted into the new hole, creating, after a fashion, a completely new orifice, with new, untouched skin area. The placement of this hole would depend entirely on its owner. Personally, i'm a fan of the side-back of the thighs; less crucial than the chest cavity, but still plenty of room to drill a hole of some significant length, right through the muscle there. My loving mate would have some weakness in that leg for the rest of her life, and perhaps as a status symbol i would do both legs in this fashion, effectively hobbling her in a way a footbound wife would be hobbled, proving that she could neither work nor run away from me. For those getting the holes drilled, it is the ultimate symbol of devotion. you will make a permanent modification to your body, and create a virginity specifically for the purpose of it being taken by your loved one. For the Dominative/submissive relationship, a dominating mate could mark his/er slave in a specific spot with one of these holes, making said slave "unattractive" in the classical sense by maiming the body in an unorthodox and blatantly sexual manner.

Of course, such a thing wouldn't show up immediately. I imagine it would, like others before it, in science fiction. A small, forward-thinking group would adopt it, and it would soon be classified as a mental illness (Freud had furries classified as mentally ill as early as 1894, even though it would not form a subculture for arguably 90 years). Later on, it would become a joke, meant to shock, then it would find its way into the already blossoming extreme sex culture as another kink in its own right. Later, you will hardly be able to find a pornographic magazine in Japan without some kind of body mining element, and then it will make its way in some degree to first european, then american pornography - much in the same way leather and latex bondage apparel can be seen in even the most softcore of pornographic films in america these days.

In the future, i see body mining expanding to include other acts heretofore uncreated. Attractive young girls, bodies covered in ten, twenty, or more disctinct holes, could be involved in a mass virginity-taking ceremony in which each hole is sold to the highest bidder. Blow-up dolls with do-it-yourself body mining kits sprout up. People begin to talk about the holes they will get when they get the money, in the same way they talk about getting tattoos today.

Now if you will excuse me, i have to go. I've got a girlfriend and an electric drill, and i'm not wasting any time.

[superbowl shuffle]

okay

[Commodore]

You idiot.

[Dr. Dos]

That post is awesome.

Take my retardal virginity. Yes, fuck me up the retard.

[clecky]

man i didnt read all of that shit but armpit sex would be fucked up

[Dr. Dos]

I almost fucked a new hole, but then they banned me from the golf course :(

[Zenith Nadir]

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