The many faces of Phunk.

In your adventures through the Town of ZZT, you have been captured by the evil Dungeon Guards. Not recognizing you as the great escape artist you are, the guards have thrown you in the Dungeons of ZZT.

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The many faces of Phunk.

Post by phunk »

Here we go. It's 4:00am, and I'm rather bored. Let's get this underway. I'm sure many of you have wondered what I truly look like. Now is your chance.

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Here, I look somewhat normal, and young as well!

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I'm angry.

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Check that out, I just woke up.

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Now I'm getting suprised by my new webcam's capabilities.

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I'm sexy. Let's get to unfing...

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UNF INDEED

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OMG LOL I EVOLVED INTO A RHINO

WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY SHITTY ATTEMPT AT A PICTURE STORY.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

stab

Can I lock this, pretty please
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Post by 489 »

ARE YOU HOLDING A DILDO TO YOUR HEAD IN THAT LAST PICTURE

IF SO

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING A DILDO TO YOUR HEAD
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Post by 99 »

It's actually just some kind of jello mold or something he found on top of his fridge. Moose talked him into taking a picture with it strapped to his head.
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Post by 53 »

you have my permission to lock it, delete it, heck you could send it over to zamros, he might find some interest in it
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Post by Commodore »

The only interest zamros might have is making fun of it.
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Post by 98 »

Jello mold my ass; it's a fuckin' BIG FAT BLACK COCK.

And you all know it.
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Post by Mooseka »

if you lock this i'll kill you
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Post by 26 »

IF THAT IS A JELLO MOLD IT'S THE MOST DISTURBING JELLO MOLD I'VE EVER SEEN

HONESTLY, WHO MAKES COCK-SHAPED JELLO
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Post by 20 »

it probably went like this
"mommy mommy what's this i found it on top of the fridge!!!"
"that's uhhhh... jello mold, son.. yes that's what it is; jello mold"
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Post by Commodore »

GameMstr1 wrote:HONESTLY, WHO MAKES COCK-SHAPED JELLO
honestly, who wouldn't?
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Post by 29 »

pathetic is right :(
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

KILL ME
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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