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if anyone's seen any article or anything about the internet in recent days, it most probably made some sort of reference to the exploding popularity of online dating sites!

it's quite simple - someone puts a personal ad on, and when someone else sees the personal ad, they send a message to them through the dating site and see if they really want to go out together! people meet boyfriends, girlfriends, fuck buddies, even spouses through these dating portals!

plus, there are sites for just about anyone! there are the ordinary dating sites, like nerve.com or shit like that, or there are the SPECIALTY ones, such as JDATE.COM, for jewish date-wanters.

gentlemen, i propose ZDATE, the zzter dating service.

frankly, my belief is that women around the world would like to fuck us raw. each and every one of us. except for nadir, but he's busy fucking his plush toys so he's fine. so i think if we started ZDATE, we would be up to our britches in bitches, if you know what i'm saying.

it can't be any harder than a review script programming-wise, and it would be awesome!

what the fuck am i talking about
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Post by Commodore »

AWESOME

HOOK ME UP WITH THE BITCHES
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Post by Dr. Dos »

Nadir is my fuck buddy, but I'm tired of slapping his ass and riding the wave in, so I say we go for it.
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you horrible, horrible meanies
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Post by Mooseka »

oh my god zamros

"frankly, my belief is that women around the world would like to fuck us raw. each and every one of us. except for Furdir, but he's busy fucking his plush toys so he's fine. so i think if we started ZDATE, we would be up to our britches in bitches, if you know what i'm saying."

means you're still totally awesome.
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Post by zamros »

nigga pleez
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Post by clecky »

This is a stellar plan.
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Post by craycpanda »

lozl i liek ti!!1111 wherz do i signg up?!!

no, seriously. it's a fucking brilliant idea.
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