A Security Proposal

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A Security Proposal

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Due to recent events it is hard to believe that our schools have so long gone undefended. With this in mind, I propose that Mister Lad be promoted from "Un-Official Clamp School Defender" to "Official Clamp School Defender".

I believe this will show the world that the ZZT community takes school security SERIOUSLY.

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I urge the administrators to take action as soon as possible, who knows what evil lurks among us in these trying times. With an official sanction for Mister Lad, perhaps evildoers and ne'erdowells will think twice before disrupting class(!).
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TOO SOON
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

this is a good idea but i feel i should consult the other administrators before the motion is passed
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Really?? Guys...I'm touched

I am not what you would call "popular" in real life and my achievments go unrecgonized but if I am the man for the job then gosh darn it I'll do that job with skill and good!


PS EDIT::: What would I have to do? Do I need to know web programming and my dad says I should ask if I'm being payed but I dont want to be rude...
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Post by orpheus69 »

Betsy Dickens wrote:TOO SOON
It is never too soon for safety.

Can we really claim to be a forum deserving of this emoticon if we do not take EVERY ACTION to ensure the safety of its users.

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Zenith Nadir wrote:this is a good idea but i feel i should consult the other administrators before the motion is passed
Thank you Zenith Nadir.
Mister Lad wrote:PS EDIT::: What would I have to do? Do I need to know web programming and my dad says I should ask if I'm being payed but I dont want to be rude...
As official (clamp) school defender you will have to make sure that vagrants, scoundrels and those of asian descent are given a stern talking to before being moved on to some forums where their kind are accepted. Perhaps a stickied post where you can inform the forums of any rum goings on you may hear about.

I do not know if the administrators will be willing to pay you, although it is perhaps best left unknown to the majority of users how much (if anything) you earn.

An example could be if forums user "KillahTerror" were to post a thread advocating the extermination of the jewish peoples. You could post in your stickied thread warning other safety concerned users that they should be wary around this fellow!

I also propose a new "Z2 Alert Level" consisting of the following:

Blue - Everything is safe
Flashing Red/Blue - Times of uncertainty
Red - Please leave the forums through the closest availiable exit.

I hope my suggestions can lead to Z2 being safer for everyone :)
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I'm ready to take the case...


:safe: SHERIFF!
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Post by Stak »

This is a quality thread
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

MOTION PASSED

congratulations, mister lad
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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yaaaaay
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Post by Zandor 12 »

I for one feel safer with Mister Lad to protect us from internet terrorism!
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Thank you so much my friends :)
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i want to kick this thread in the bum.
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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