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I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all
could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them
but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of
time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why
should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I
don't like koalas.
Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.
Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start
climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet
away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their
pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think
better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
fucking koala.
If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe
with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take
one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get
something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its
ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have
protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch
him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.
The important think about koalas is that just don't care
about tem and let them die by all the other animals in
Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do
and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's
not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all
the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them
back with their family. If you let them all go they won't
nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.
Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have
nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like
they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do
nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of
the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why
koalas are not important because there are dumb.
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"The koala tea of Mercy is not strained."
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Post by Commodore »

that is awesome, really.
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Post by Shadow Mage »

Let me guess, a koala went and shit in your breakfast?
Meh, can't beleive how little I come to these forums now.
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Post by Dr. Dos »

Quantum P. wrote:"The koala tea of Mercy is not strained."
That joke is used in ESP and it's not funny there either.
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Post by Surlent »

One kind of just *knew* to expect that as soon as they saw the topic. Of course, I am also reminded of Kracken's "Drop Bear Conspiracy" bit too.
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Post by Commodore »

i expected a picture of a koala or a wang, or a combination of both.
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Post by Fungahhh »

Nuero tried to disuade me by telling me that koalas are drugged out, stupid creatures that eat their own poop. All of this is true, but they are also cute and furry.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

fungahhh, you are the one who is furry

if you CATCH MY DRIFT
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Post by nps »

A cute koala climbed through my window the other day, I took a photo of it:

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Zenith Nadir wrote:fungahhh, you are the one who is furry

if you CATCH MY DRIFT
I do not understand your drift. Please clarify.
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