The "How You Once Were" Thread

Zephyr · Post by **Zephyr** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:16 pm

1995: Computers give me a rash
1996: Hey, what's that game my dad's playing on the old laptop???
1997: Hey friend, let's make zzt games that taunt your fat sister!
1998: Arg, there's only one computer in the elementary school that runs zzt!
1999: I hope zzt still runs after Y2k
2000: Wow, websites for zzt! What the... DARK COLORS? CODE RED IS AMAZING
2001: I'm gonna make a Code Red Rip-off!
2002: Whoa, these guys use drugs and look at pr0n. Mooseka is crazy
2003: OMG, MY 24HOZZT IS BEING JUDGED BY THE FAMOUS NADIR
2004: I'm a Migger
2005: Man, I still haven't released a full-sized game.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:38 pm

SEAMAN STAINES wrote:but you were always annoying!

Mr. Staines, AKA Nps, you don't make zzt games.

No offense, but you are expendable.

Please don't drive away newbies.

nps · Post by **nps** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:45 pm

yes i do

i'm making one right now where you KILL QUANTUM P >:[ >:[ >:[

Post by **Quantum P.** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:44 am

That's the spirit!

Post by **MadTom** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:14 am

... did Quantum P. just call a living human being 'expendable'?

... you are not my son.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:34 am

im sorry nps i just wanted you to stop ahrassing c.a.
im sorry madtom i meant expnedable in the internet effivgy way

Cheesecake Avenger · Post by **Cheesecake Avenger** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:17 am

2003: what the hell is ZZT?
2004: Makn' my first ZZT game. i suck at OOP
2005: Makn' really good games with great OOP
2006: Makn' SUPER WONDEROUS games with EXCELENT OOP
2007: Quit ZZT to chace some girls
2008: Failed in getting a woman, and went back to ZZT
2006: Wait... What?!
2009: Banned from Z2 (finnally)
2010: Swarn myself to murder anyone who avenges cheese
2011: Got a woman who likes cheese.
1992: What?!?!?! The year I was born???
2012: Quit ZZT becuse my old computer broke down.
2013: Had some nice sex with my girl.
2014: Had some more nice sex with my girl.
2015: Had even more nice sex with my girl.
2016: Went to a doctor to get my prostate gland removed.
2017: Commited Suiside.

Hows that?

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:19 am

So you're only 13. That explains everything!

Cheesecake Avenger · Post by **Cheesecake Avenger** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:28 am

What does it explain? Zaphod

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:37 am

I'll leave that for someone else to answer...

Cheesecake Avenger · Post by **Cheesecake Avenger** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:11 am

Ok... whos going to tell me then?

nps · Post by **nps** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:49 am

it's that old codgers like ando who is 40 don't like having to deal with kids, ok?

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:07 am

2000 - Hello my friend who is three years older than me what is this you are playing oh what's this Mega Zouek ha ha Hanson was playing and then I think they shot Hanson! ha ha thank you

for the disc with "ZZT" on it I will make some "ZZT" games
2001 - Hello I basically just flushed all ZZT knowledge from my memory and started anew which made a bunch of crappy game happen and then I got better and made a community game and then I had a fight with Chess Bramlage and won a game of the month
2002 - Hello January I released a demo I should've released last month helly june or something i made a collection of my good games
2003 - irc
2004 - irc
2005 - irc, fucking my girlfriend
2006 - i am hungry

dave2 · Post by **dave2** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:15 pm

2000 - Hi, I'm dave2 :D
2001 - Hi, I'm dave2 :D
2002 - Hi, I'm dave2 :D
2003 - Hi, I'm dave2 :D
2004 - Hi, I'm dave2 :D
2005 - Hi, I'm dave2 :(

nondescript · Post by **nondescript** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:15 pm

1989 - 2004 : gay shit

2005 : more gay shit

present : gay shit in love

lozl dave