The "How You Once Were" Thread

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The "How You Once Were" Thread

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This is a thread where you state how you once were, like so:

1 Year Ago: COSPLAY IS AWESOME *KAWAII* x 100 per week

6 Months Ago: n***** n***** n***** XD

Present Day: I *used* to be autistic ^_________^

Oldbies should do it with greater intervals (like begin at around 1998 or so). Newbies need not apply.
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2000: omg nadir you are a god and drac0 is so smart and profound

2001: HAY GYUS TI'S TEH >>> MDATAOMTA!!!!!!11

2002: OMG LED ZEPPELIN RULES AND GOD IS AWESOME

2003: kurt understands my pain ;((( ps donut sux leaving community forever

2004: I work at McDonald's. Life sucks, and I want to die. Also I am Zen buddhist now.

2005: i am a nihilist and i work at mcdonald's life sucks and i want to die ps god sux burzum rulz and i am not buddhist dammit
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2003: hey i found zzt! burglar! is a cool game! wow i am talking to the author on a chat!

2004: i like madtom. i like him a lot.

2005: TAKE ME MADTOM TAKE ME NOW (or other men)
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2002 - 2003 (when did I join guys???): HEY GUYS AM I BEING BITTERLY SARCASTIC AND SPONTANEOUSLY CUTTINGLY FUNNY ENOUGH YET?

2004: HEY GUYS I CAN FOLLOW TRENDS (BUT AT LEAST I CAN BE BITTERLY SARCASTIC WHILE DOING IT) [oh yeah I can code too!]

2005: uh sup
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1999?:Plenty of space on my 400 MB hard drive! Time to go online and fill it with more freeware and shareware... Hey, what's this? I meant to download a GCS with decent graphics, but instead I got this "ZZT" thing. Oh well, looks pretty neat anyway.

2000?: Searching for ZZT games. There sure are a lot of them. Hey, there's this one site that seems like the center of ZZT activity. They even registered the domain "zzt.org." I bet the guys at this site are real professional programmers! I wonder where their offices are and how they make money?

2001: I'm thinking about submitting my masterpiece, Ascii Spy. Boy, I hope nobody else thought of that name before I did. I didn't use STK, but I used my own toolkit. I wonder if that's okay? I think I'll pester the staff about that. Hey, who's xabbott and why's he talking about shutting down zzt.org?

2002: Resist oppression! Free Tyrannous! Down with the commies! Down wi... (Voice quickly drowned in the noise of the crowd. Sirens in the background. Fire trucks start spraying protesters with water. Fishfood arrives with riot control.)

2003: I'm slipping. This Dr. Dos fellow gave OPRGV1 a good review, and I got a couple of MTP awards, but my production is lagging. I don't think I can do one per month. And Commodore, this new ZZT hotshot, is making something inspired by Wolfenstein, and he'll definitely get an MTP for it. I don't know if I can compete; I've got to get OPRGV4 out the door before Commodore finishes his game, and oh no please computer do not fail on meeeee

2004: So... I asked to be a moderator, and now I am one! Wow, I'm a staff member now. I have power! Boy, I've got to do a good job; I don't want my superiors to think I don't take my job seriously! Hey, why is Z2 breaking?!?

2005: Z2 is back, but phpBB is broken. Wow, this place is a mess. I'll clean it up! New forums, weekly uploads... Or maybe I'll become occupied by other things and procrastinate.

TODAY: Synchronized e-commerce logistic global economy vendor data storage "best fit" curves data mining residuals upload trends extreme programming regression statistical ZZT charts. Also, I wanna be head admin so I can be the one to play musical instruments while Rome burns.
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1998: GREEN IS EVIL!!!!!!!! YAY SIRS WEE = URINE DOWN WITH #DARKDIGITAL i like discworld =D

1999: discovery of THE OFFSPRING and other extreme metal like KORN and the south park soundtrack. i think this was the year i ran up a £300 phone bill and got smacked up for it

2000: discovered actual good music (tool, kmfdm) and became kind of goth; made psyche, which i still think holds despite being written when i thought slipknot was a good band

2001: i don't remember much from this year apart from the whole kracken thing starting off and madtom sucking my dick a lot. oh yeah, i remember this was #misanthropy's halcyon days before all the drama set in. i miss those days kinda

2002: not quite goth, sort of furry for a few months before finding doug winger porn (AHHHH), online relationship, "community politics" (read: fighting with zenryoku and dsone and other #loungeact shitheads; remember, in the end he fucking won!!!!). become considerably more evil as a direct result of aforementioned conflict

2003: rediscovered comic books by way of manga, johnny the homicidal maniac and 2000ad reprints. made frost 1. frost 1 includes mention of tampons, get mocked ceaselessly by dos (hey, we all make embarrassing mistakes, all you fucktards who thought they knew me). oh yeah and me and madtom had a fight and hated each other for about six months at the start of this year

2004: much like now really. go to dmzx and hang around for a while until i get sick of the damn place

2005: im nadir :D

the future: ???
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1999: Hey I love RPG Maker, hey this guy has made some stuff in some DOS program. Hey, there's a big site. LET'S TRY IT OUT.
1999 - 2003: HEY LET'S MAKE CRAPPY STUFF AND REFERENCE THE COMMUNITY EVEN THOUGH I DON'T PARTAKE IN IT BECAUSE OF CRAPPY ISP BLOCKING ALL PORTS EXCEPT 80 :(
2003: Hey, new ISP LET'S TALK ON IRC AND NEVER TOUCH ZZT AGAIN. GOD MOOSEKA YOU ARE SO AWESOME I'M GOING TO BE A MINDLESS SHEEP AND TRY TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
2004: hey I actually did something in ZZT by entering the WoZZT got fifth place and am generally an angsty fuck.
2005: HEY I AM MYSELF NOW AND I WANT TO WORK ON ZZT BUT IT DOESN'T RUN ANYMORE ON ANY OF MY COMPUTERS AND I DON'T WANT TO REINSTALL, ALSO I TRY TO BE FUNNY BUT FAIL MISERABLY YET I AM STILL TOLERATED.
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FSFunky wrote:1999 - 2003: We come to take over your world. Surrender now! Fuck you!

2003: NICOTINE VALIUM VICODIN MARIJUANA ECSTACY AND ALCOHOL

2004: =(

2005: :/
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I like how Nadir's chronology mentions me twice directly and once indirectly (Respite lyrics). This makes me feel special. Dos you are not permitted to post the "Kirk Gibson is special" picture in response to this.

The scrap in 2003 was caused by me being obsessive about running the site, and this faux-neutrality I was trying to keep up in response to what was fortunately the dying gasp of the retarded phenomenon that was ZZT politics. I had a big fight with Donut too. I was pretty messed up over that whole year and some of the ZZT content I made (not just Respite and its godawful theme song lyrics, though I still like the music; I had other projects as well) is testament to that.

Actually getting a job in 2004 and cutting my study to part-time helped with that, though I think I'm still pretty messed up. I'm not proud to admit I have a few scars on my left arm from that period (shut up I know how dumb it is).

I still think that zenryoku may have eventually killed himself. Not over the ZZT politics thing, obviously; he had a fuckload of pretty weird problems. I ended up having a big fight with him when he ultimately said 'fuck you madtom' for refusing to side with him and wisely enough I didn't bother with him much afterwards.

Also in 2005 I formally stopped being a Christian I guess, and got really into black and death metal and Zen/nihilistic/existentialistic stuff.

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It is quite sad that Nadir's summary is more accurate than my own.
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1997 - Oh hey mr. yardsale person how much for this "Game Master" cd for the computer? Oh hey Super ZZT this Monster Zoo is fun. Oh hey ZZT Town is dumb though. Oh hey an editor. Oh hey I can't save onto a cd.

1998 - Hey ZZT Archives on Surfsolutions! Neat. Hey irc. #darkdigital. I LIKE FINAL FANTASY 7 TOO!

1999 - I have no memory of this year. I probably released a game and was jizzing over madguy.

2000 - See above.

2001 - It is 4PM Clecky should be on #la soon! We will talk and he will be my internet pal.

2002 - Knightt you are my hero you gave me ops in #la. Donut and Zamros are mean and banned me from #wtp :((((((((( *<:o)

2003 - Mmmmrrr...feeling really yiffy again. I had to paw-off so many times today it wasn't funny! I hate my icky human self. I want to be a real hermy little foxie, so I can be yiffed in my tailhole all day long..oooooh, mrrf. I need to ask one of the fandom's many really good artists if they'll draw me!

2004 - Hey I own z2 now. Also Here is a game called Aura. Please jizz all over it. Thank you. I appreciate your jizz.

2005 - No seriously, I appreciate your jizz ;)
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1998: i wish i had a computer hey look its christmas morning and i now have a computer lets go play games

1999: gee these nickelodeon flash games r sure fun but i want something MORE hey look its RPG Toolkit dis it teh shit

2000: zzt this looks neat hmm. oh wait no it looks like shit. lets go to rpg maker 2000.

2001: actually i like zzt. imma maek games. well maybe not. hey look its z2! this is cool. also rpgmaker 2000 still rox

2002: gee i wonder if i can ever be as good at zzt as nadir or madtom some day oh well until then rpgmaker 2000

2003: yawn im bored, hey look its rpgmaker 2003 ok this is nice but i still love zzt

2004: look at me i have irc but i cant find the #zzt channel oh wait here it is #rawr oh my god whats a furry oh my gooodddddd

2005: megazeux megazeux megazeux and zzt i like zzt and mzx I KNOW i think i'll be a dumbass and start my own forums and new zzt/mzx community since everywhere else is ded o wait nvm thats gay. #rawr is cool.
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Looks like I made a top ranking thread!
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Prince V wrote:2004: look at me i have irc but i cant find the #zzt channel oh wait here it is #rawr oh my god whats a furry oh my gooodddddd
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

dos you forgot to add "flaming o sent me a homestar runner link and i spent way too much time quoting it for the next three months" to the 2002 row
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