zzt is screwing with my brain

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:16 pm

nps wrote:i'm going to hope no one googles me and finds all the embarrassing things i said on a forum.

haha good luck with that one

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:33 pm

i'm nadir

RobertP · Post by **RobertP** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:03 pm

I call criminals 'ruffians'.

I also attract bears that leap at me and die.

Scribbit · Post by **Scribbit** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:00 am

When I am about to die, everyone else's life flashes before my eyes.
I also grin madly everywhere I go.

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:37 pm

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:48 am

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:39 pm

I believe there is a space beyond or between the space we know. If we knew the right magic word we could escape this place...

wil · Post by **wil** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:49 pm

I am dead.

RobertP · Post by **RobertP** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:49 pm

I own a gun, which I keep in my closet. I use Swedish ammunition.

_god_ · Post by **_god_** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:16 pm

i'm stuck on #cycle 3

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:49 pm

Dear Metal Goons,

I am living in Taiwan and I'm getting sick of seeing Mormons trying to convert everyone that walks down the sidewalk. I come to you looking for some new insults to yell at them, preferably Satanic or anti-Christian, but anything offensive is welcome. My usual MO is getting in their face with these \m/ \m/, yelling a few lines and walking away. Usually I act like I'm at a metal show and enthusiastically chant "Satan" or just yell something like "Jesus died to suck my balls! Yeaaa!". Got any particularly funny or offensive shit I can spout? Sorry if this isn't the right place for my request.

Zaphod

Scribbit · Post by **Scribbit** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:40 am

z2 is definitely the right place.