I wanna have sex...

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Archangel
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I wanna have sex...

Post by Archangel »

Seriously.

I'm 20 and still a virgin. This sucks.

:hmmmm: :freud:

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Post by Commodore »

I'm game :chick:
*POW* *CLANK* *PING*

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Post by Zenith Nadir »

you will never have sex
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast

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:D
My waste is my weapon.

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Post by Schroedingers Cat »

Hire a whore if you're so desperate, Mr. Angel. I hear craigslist is a good place to look.

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Post by RobertP »

No, let's stick with Nadir's option.
My waste is my weapon.

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Post by InfoSponge »

you're a zzter
you will die a virgin, virgin

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Post by Archangel »

Commodore wrote:I'm game :chick:
My place 10 tonight...

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Post by Archangel »

Damn it commodore, why you stand me up homie. Its 15 after and your no where in sight... Jack n ape...

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Post by superbowl shuffle »

it was 25 after
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

now now, off. maybe it took him ten minutes to write that message. you mustn't make fun of the functionally retarded.
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast

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Post by Commodore »

me good at tipeing
*POW* *CLANK* *PING*

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Post by Archangel »

Commodore... I love you girl,
but I really, wanted it last night...

Why you stand me up...

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Post by nps »

archangel this is in your profile information: "Location: On top", i'm just wondering what it is that you're referring to here.

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Post by Archangel »

nps wrote:archangel this is in your profile information: "Location: On top", i'm just wondering what it is that you're referring to here.
On top of the world!

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