I 'm finally drunbk for the first time

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I 'm finally drunbk for the first time

Post by Ando »

get down nnnnn mothafuckewa

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Post by TTTPPP »

I don't believe you. Prove it.
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Post by nps »

oh my god this is just like mooseka

ando you are basically mooseka II


YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE COMMUNITY
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

yes

ando has become that which he railed against for so long

he's just an empty sell-out now. i believed in you once, ando
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Post by Dr. Dos »

maybe moose was autistic
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Post by Ando »

I really was drunk when I wrote this, and I'm still sort of affected by it right now.

I'll post the full story here soon.
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Post by nps »

jesus ando. that's all you talk about now. i liked you before the drugs. you used to be cool.


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Post by Stak »

Ando is an alcoholic

That means he is a very special boy
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Post by MadTom »

I bet the story is that he spun around in his chair and giggled inappropriately for three hours
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Post by TTTPPP »

I bet that's not the story Ando tells us though, which is a shame, because that story rocks.
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Post by Aplsos »

OBJECTION!!! I thought you said you were drunk when you made UNDER THE INFLUENCE, Ando. Am i misremembering, or are you a LIAR?!
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Post by Ando »

I certainly thought that I was drunk at the time, yes.

Probably not true, though (I only drank two pints with plenty of water).
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holy shit you get drunk even easier than i do
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Post by Commodore »

i'd save a lot of money if i got drunk that fast.
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Post by Ando »

Hey guys I forgot to tell you all the full story!

Well, here goes!

I got done with my last philosophy class, and my Scottish prof was all like "Let's all go to the bar and have us some drinks lol", so I went, and I drank a lot. I was really loud and funny and stuff, and things seemed kind of hazy and smooth. Also ale really doesn't taste so bad. Afterwards I went away from the place without paying (a real dick thing to do but I didn't mean to) and as soon as I stepped out of the bar I sprinted and ran as far as I could. I did this because I thought that some creepy older guy was going to take advantage of me. Sexually. My running was odd and I wobbled but man did I run far and fast. I ran through my college's electrical engineering building to find a bathroom but I only found the women's, so I had to go outside and piss near the radiator. Then I ran back to the front and I tripped and skinned my knee for the first time since I was like, 12, and then I ran all the way home. And when I got home I knocked down my shower curtain and I made this post! :)

I woke up the next morning, and my head was fine, but my legs hurt for a week. About a month later I summed up my story to Dexter by saying "Hey Marcus, you want to hear a story? One time I got drunk, and my legs hurt for a week!" All he said was "that's a nice story Guy."

So yeah.
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