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Zenith Nadir
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literally jacking off to naked yellow bug-eyed children right now, ungghhh

oh god this is literally the worst page snipe in the history of the universe
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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Zenith Nadir
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

Starman [Banned]
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: 123 Fake St.
Posts: 3,033


Jamie's one of the good ones (I think), so I won't try and piss him off. I will, however, list all my character arousal levels just because I feel like it.

Lisa - 0.00008786%
Homer - 91%
Marge - 13% - Again, I respect her too much for sex. If she wants it though, then the girl gets what she wants, there's no way around it
Bart - 60%
Grampa - 16%
Jacky Bouvier - 20%
Selma - 70%
Patty - 50%
Milhouse - 40%
Nelson - 22%
Martin - 20%
Sherri - 0%
Terri - 0%
Ned Flanders - 9%
Rod Flanders - 1%
Todd Flanders - 1%
Maude Flanders - 20% - I don't care if she's already dead
Troy McClure - 90%
Lionel Hutz - 100%
Mr. Burns - 60%
Smithers - 70%
Mayor Quimby - 69% ( )
Lindsey Naegle - 79%
Cookie Kwan - 85%
Cookie - 3%
Cletus - 50%
Brandine - 12%
Ruth Powers - 89%
Mindy Simmons - 95%
Dr. Hibbert - 8%
Bernice Hibbert - 9%
Chief Wiggum - 20%
Ralph Wiggum - 4%
Reverend Lovejoy - 30%
Helen Lovejoy - 30%
Jessica Lovejoy - 70%
Moe - 25%
Lenny - 80%
Carl - 80%
Duffman - 98%
Princess Kashmir - 68%
Judge Constance Harm - 0%
Leprechaun - 2%
TMN Bachelors - 100%
Kirk Van Houten - 24%
Louanne Van Houten - 30%
Santa's Little Helper - 40%
Snowball - 30% - Only lower because I respect her values and her choices
Krusty - 43%
Sideshow Mel - 39%
Sideshow Bob - 38%
Sideshow Cecil - 42%

Next, I'll be rating the guest stars! Stay tuned!

EDIT: Guest stars:

Billy Corgan - 100%
Darcy Wretzsky - 90%
James Iha - 90%
Jimmy Chamberline - 90%
George Harrison - 10%
Paul McCartney - 13%
Weird Al - 65%
Penny Marshall - 40%
Kid Rock - 90%
J.K. Rowling - 4%
Tony Blair - 40%
50 Cent - 70%
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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Lionel Hutz: sexiest man ever?
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