WARNING TO ALL FEMALE OR GIRL ZZTERS

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lemmer
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WARNING TO ALL FEMALE OR GIRL ZZTERS

Post by lemmer »

The ZZTer known as Burstroc, real name Adrian Van Meter, has become a serial rapist. He is armed and dangerous, and will stop at nothing to rape everyone in the world, but particularly ZZTers who are girls.

He may be high on drugs, or hopped up on goofballs.

To keep you informed as to how scared you should be that adrian will break into your home and rape you, we have instituted a color coded rape alert level system.

Burstroc Terror Rape Alert Index:
:adomisfreewareyoudontneedacrackorserialnumbertopl
(High)

At the current BTRAI, you should be worried he's already in your home, hiding in your closet or under your bed.

Please stay tuned for updates and further instructions.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

i heard that one time burstroc dug a hole into the ground and placed his penis into it repeatedly until he ejaculated. the soil was reportedly non-consenting to this treatment.

that's right. he RAPED THE EARTH ITSELF.
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Post by Quantum P. »

Will you guys please stop harassing Burstroc? Where did this rape thing even come from, anyway?
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Post by Cheesecake Avenger »

Zenith Nadir wrote:i heard that one time burstroc dug a hole into the ground and placed his penis into it repeatedly until he ejaculated. the soil was reportedly non-consenting to this treatment.

that's right. he RAPED THE EARTH ITSELF.
Gasp! He RAPED the earth?! That discusting man
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The Earth deserved it for dressing like a whore.
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Post by Aplsos »

Zenith Nadir wrote:i heard that one time burstroc dug a hole into the ground and placed his penis into it repeatedly until he ejaculated. the soil was reportedly non-consenting to this treatment.

that's right. he RAPED THE EARTH ITSELF.
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