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Quantum P. wrote:Don't worry, we'll all be autistic someday.

...Except then, we'd get used to autism, and we'd only call super-autistic people "autistic."
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Charles "Quantum P." Darwin - Origin of the Autism

In this landmark work, Quantum P. details the process whereby adaptive forms of autism breed more successfully than others, thereby increasing the proportion of those autistic genes in the autism gene pool.

This principle is commonly corrupted in the well-known maxim, "Autism of the most autistic."
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It started out as just an exercise. ZZT art painter extroardinnaire Scorch3000 sketched out some ideas of what some of the greatest z2 superheroes- Commodore, Kjorteo, FSFunky- would be like in a grim possible future where a terrible experiment has left all ordinary humans with autism. What would become of the heroes who had been set apart by their strange abilities, which now seemed so commonplace? Thus was born Autism X, one of the strangest and best selling #rawr projects in recent years. Scorch's visionary ideas were fleshed out by some of the industry's top talents, taking shape in a year-long epic that excited and thrilled ZZT fans everywhere, and spawned a second series to debut later this year.

In an outpost on the Moon, the robot known as XR7 must watch the dark events as they unfold on the Earth, relating them to the alien Nadir- charged with the responsibility of recording all events on Earth- who has now been rendered blind. We will encounter a Kjorteo whose cheerful idealism has been replaced by a tight-lipped life of vengeance against his foe Eurakarte; a Commodore who has given in to the excesses of middle age and is now no different than the average man, except in his memories; and Autistic Ando, Mr. Autistic of the Autistic Four, the man responsible for the autistification of all humanity, and who in penance now locks himself in the armor of his defeated arch-nemesis, Dr. Dos.

Dark in mood, yet hopeful in its themes of rebirth and redemption, Autism X is an epic tale told on a global tapestry, with humanity itself at stake.
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The Zenith has been attained.
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Post by Dr. Dos »

why is it i'm always doing stupid thinks like being evil and making rebirth machines?
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

it's because you're typecast as a loveable eccentric whose experiments get out of hand

also as being evil. i guess.
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That and it was probably the easiest substitution to make in that entire writup, seeing as there's like a two-letter difference between Dr. Doom and Dr. Dos.
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kjorteo is captain furtopia
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I'm a superhero?!
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if autism was illegal, only outlaws would be autistic
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Post by Zandor 12 »

Hey guys did you know that Ando is autistic? I read it somewhere on the internet the other day and I was all :whole: because it's all just, you know? Yeah.
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Post by MadTom »

so guys I'm thinking of converting to autism
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