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I'm going to make a comedy game.

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I'm going to acually try to make good game for once.
I'll post a demo here.
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finish sector 9 jerk
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hey guys, nps here, and for hire

I'm not a game author or anything only i can write some pretty funny crap to go in your games if you want. just ask me ;)

(BTW, you have the strangest emoticons i've ever seen :P)
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Bart01uk Vs. The World
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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Update 10/21

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Got the game going.

Name: ZZT HELL!: Knocking on Heaven's Door!

Inspiration: Marchen Awaken Romance, Ghost in the Shell, Castlevania, Thriller "MJ" Don't ask.

Romance: It's a love story, what do you expect. Some porn and sex scenes may be included. Not recommended for youngsters. Actually you shouldn't even be allowed on this site if your under 13 unless your parents are seriously messed up in there heads. Most of us are adults however.

Comedy: I'm adding lots of jokes to the game. Here's a few. All of the bosses names are actually what their called. For example the river guardian is a giant slime called asterisk. The wanna be leader is a Lioness named Ohm who can control lightning. Pie is a weretiger "remember Chaton from mar" that betrays the cult after she falls madly in love with the player. "Who is based off of Allan from Mar"

Characters: Here's A list
Otto: Save the Seals! ^_^ Your main character.
Pie: A sexy weretiger like creature that fucks like a tiger and is madly inl ove with me... er... I mean jake... Well falls in love with him.
Crazy: A strange child who thinks she's 36 years old and uses voodoo magic to defeat opponents. She answers to Pie.
Magna Centipede: Cybernetic centipede with a lust for power. Sealed inside a magic triangle.
Wraith: Strange zombie guy that destroys all in his way by changing them into mirrors which shatter. Carries around a Kendama named Babbles.

Story: It's about the player character. Who commits suicide and is sent to hell for it. He becomes the replacement for the devil's sex slave and personal secretary. But tomorrow begins the year of the snake. And a evil cult of 8 super monsters will do what ever it takes to defeat him, and bring forth the resurrection of the ultimate ZZT Monster! MAGNA CENTIPEDE!

Anything else you want to know?
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Re: Update 10/21

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Archangel wrote:I wanna have sex...

Seriously.

I'm 20 and still a virgin. This sucks.
Archangel wrote:Characters: Here's A list
Otto: Save the Seals! ^_^ Your main character.
Pie: A sexy weretiger like creature that fucks like a tiger and is madly inl ove with me... er... I mean jake... Well falls in love with him.
Crazy: A strange child who thinks she's 36 years old and uses voodoo magic to defeat opponents. She answers to Pie.
Magna Centipede: Cybernetic centipede with a lust for power. Sealed inside a magic triangle.
Wraith: Strange zombie guy that destroys all in his way by changing them into mirrors which shatter. Carries around a Kendama named Babbles.

Story: It's about the player character. Who commits suicide and is sent to hell for it. He becomes the replacement for the devil's sex slave and personal secretary. But tomorrow begins the year of the snake. And a evil cult of 8 super monsters will do what ever it takes to defeat him, and bring forth the resurrection of the ultimate ZZT Monster! MAGNA CENTIPEDE!
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First zzt game since PSG to consist of the author's sexual fantasies.
Visit the Museum of ZZT
Follow Worlds of ZZT on Twitter

Apologies for the old post you may have just read.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

exCUSE me dos powderedslut girls was not merely a game it was art, an erotic expression of love for the female form

no but seriously psg wasn't a game. it would have been far better if it were.
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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First ZZT game to consist of the author's sexual fantasies since that ZZTV channel with nadir's ascii drawing of two wolves fucking. :drussrox:
Visit the Museum of ZZT
Follow Worlds of ZZT on Twitter

Apologies for the old post you may have just read.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

sometimes it is good to remember what it is to be owned.
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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