New ZZT Game: DON'T GET CORNHOLED!

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New ZZT Game: DON'T GET CORNHOLED!

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Hi, Im zamros, you might remember my game Jesus 2035. I am making a new game, it is not Jesus 2035 canon though.

But it will still be good.


It is called DON'T GET CORNHOLED!

In the not-so-distant future, you wake up, chained to a wall in a white room. You have no memory of what has happened to you, and once free of your room, discover that you are in a lurid dystopia, populated by rabid homosexuals, victims of a genetic disease that causes an irrational desire to infect others by cornholing them.

There is a cure. But you'll have to fight your way to it. Maybe you'll find out how you got tangled up in this mess, and maybe you won't.


Coming in like a week I guess so I can finish it before I have to start working at my fulltime window-washing job.

Here's a screenshot I guess:

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Post by Commodore »

at least the future theme still is the same as J2035. Is there a corn holing engine? A counter could report the sanctity of your colon.
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when your health runs out, your hole has been corned, and you are doomed to become a rabid homosexual zombie
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7:)
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heres some more scren shot

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thank you for your interest
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

AWESOME

also: please include that one ircman quote about this project somewhere in the file

this one i mean

<zamros> i made a game called DONT GET CORNHOLED where a bunch of gay dudes chased you and my game crashed because i had too many gay dudes on one board
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Additional screen shots:

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Post by Zenith Nadir »

i still want to see this game completed
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Post by zamros »

it will be completed soon, maybe before the end of the summer.......

i will be using dos's bindey zappy engine for it too
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Post by Saxxon »

Oh god awesome
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Post by zamros »

HEY EVERYONE THERE IS A DEMO IN THE UPLOAD FOLDER.... please play it and tell me what you think..............

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Post by Aplsos »

it works, but you have to open it with 7zip or something

totally worth it though, 100% great
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Post by Maynard »

sounds good
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i just downloaded it. its brilliant!
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