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roll the sticky icky,


and they're like 'my avatar is better than yours, it brings the boys to the yard' and you're all like 'OMG i wanna sex ur avatar up!' and i'm like 'i'm paying you for your time so put that back in your ass untill the chesse melts'

my avatar is best because it's a plant

don't mind the facts, gentlemen

http://yahoo.com/ wrote:zzt stops me from getting pregnant

zzt got me pregnant though
your claim does not make sence


and btw, the baby was a healthy lion, but as soon as i touched it it dissipeared

omg i just had 30000000 orgasms into a pie crust and baked it at 350 degrees for a little while untill the crust was golden brown.


all the people at the bake sale said it wasn't bad

too much salt

in less than 100 words explain what zzt means to you and how it gives you that 'special' feeling "down there". i was drawn to zzt by my pixilated porn fetish, complete rejection from anyone i met in person, an insatisable desire to be loved, and the knowladge that the community will embrac...

i don't have the attention span to make a zzt game sober,
but when i'm high i can't make anything else but zzt porn.

and i can't even draw so it has to be all text.

does anyone else have this problem?

i put my penis in a pencil sharpner and got this neat prostetic in return

HI EVERYBODY.

the banana in my ass is causing acute discomfort.

but then when i try to pull it out

oh man.

daddy