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I missed this place

How about killing yourself

wow

I leave for a while and everything goes to hell

In the alphabet system, there are 26 letters. The detectives who investigate these abc's are members of an elite squad called the Special Letters Unit.

These are their stories.

Noooooooooooo

This happens every time I post a link

I am always to last to know

Also I apparently don't hover over links

I'm back

kind of

I never really "left" per se

I think calling Jazzy "Sir Loin" was the part that made me laugh out loud

Mario hates you and wants you to die AGAIN

Super Mario World this time, commentary comes in the form of walls of moonspeak on-screen

I have no idea what most of it says but it's hilarious to imagine what it might be when it floods the screen after the guy screws up

probably!

Haha

I love going back and reading stuff I've written while excited

You'll not dampen my enthusiasm

I mean seriously here folks If you had told my 14 year-old self back in 1998 that Mario and Sonic would one day be in the same game, maybe I would have believed you But to have suggested that Sonic and Solid Snake would one day star in a game together? With Mario, Link, and a bunch of other Nintendo...