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:prezbw: The Anglo-Saxons have two Edda poems. The MZXers have another Edda: clables mortified eestian programmers, led by clysm seikluskas, they attacked with hammers. clables's army was all american, but a traitor there was, snowm called the pellican. clables's chateau was very roomy, and brightly...

:prezbw: eh hey! what should I add to my Saga? Here's how it goes so far: The three witches, the Fates, have given Scott Hammack a bad dream. So they go to yenraB, who tells them that KingBat was a former porn-star. They have to confirm it, but KingBat's computer is on Magrathea, so hey take the spa...

G'ah! It'll only interest me if they find evidence of life. But I don't believe in aliens, except that computer viruses can use satellite aerials to send objects back or forwards in time and thus change the Universe in a way one can't imagine. I think before computer viruses appeared we were even in...

:freud: Very interesting, Nadir. If you want to know my real name, then it is Dimitrije Ignjatović. Well, Nadir, I never actually liked you. Get off this topic. :slap: Eff you Nadir! You just called me vladimaiedtr hjkilkisshejshrwsfag and I find that offending. Funk, thank you for saving me from th...

:prezbw: Wotcher. I am Lord of the Spades. I want to write a ZZT/MZX saga that is outdated, but fun. I want to make it like, Scott Hammack and Adam Parrish go on a trip around the Universe to check if KingBat was a former porn star. It will be a nice spoof of the [i]Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

:prezbw: You are a bad homosexual. Look at your avatar! It's g4y. Okay, now: being gay means having no kids. Because you marry men if you're male (no vagina) or women if you're female (no penis). Remember the Monty Python song "Every sperm is sacred": Every sperm is wasted, If it doesn't b...

:prezbw: Hello. This is my philosophy speech. I demand that one should better watch TV on a faster computer. Most of you have got TV cards or fibre-optic modem cables, so this proves you can. [b]Pro: [/b]You can record TV programming. [b]Con: [/b]It cannot work on computers under 450 MHz. [b]Pro: [/...

:prezbw: DNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Yes, 1. What do you think, you s1ck0, that was supposed to be an EXCLAMATION MARK?) My god, I am so annoyed, I will not want to give you any insinuations, I will give you that explicitly: Zenith Nadir is under 10. Because: 1. His definition...

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